Poochie and I were looking at the local animal shelter's Facebook page, because for us that's porn. This particular Facebook page has, like, professional head shots of all the dogs and cats, and we were window shopping, as it were, because one thing either of us needs is more pets. Although technically, Poochie has just two cats and one dog, which, pfft.
Her goats and turkeys and so on are beside the point.
Anyway, there was one dog I was drawn to, and here is my problem. You know how you find yourself dating the same type of person over and over?
Why am I always drawn to Edsel?
Look at this! Is this not the first time Edsel has looked like a calm, dignified animal?
You'll be stunned to hear that Ned was not enthused about my new dog, Methzel. I don't know what his problem is.