Thank you to everyone who texted or emailed or called or whatever. It means a lot to know I am not alone in this hell.
I've contacted a few places to see about moving in to them, but do not know how realistic that is given my pets and the fact that I just freaking moved here in October as it is, but I at least have a place to stay for a few days, when Ned returns from his trip on Wednesday. So I won't have to face him.
In the meantime, attached please find video of what I did with my Saturday night, before I knew all hell was breaking loose in my personal life. Maybe if I spent less time lettin' it all hang out I could keep a man.
Probably not, though.