Health, schmealth
Today, Tallulah slept on top of a Weimaraner puppy, which you have to admit sounds kind of fun. They told me this today when I came to get her from dog day care.
I am pleased she has made a friend her own age, although I should note that neither of them are fixed yet and I hope I do not have a passel of brats in nine months or however long dogs gestate. Although half-Weimaraner/half-Labs would be pretty cute. Still.
Apparently, Lula is now old enough to get fixed, at five months. Who knew she'd be sluttin' around this early?
In other news, why didn't anyone tell me that once you buy a house they send you 9 million pieces of junk mail a day? Ooo, I'll bet they're mad we haven't hooked up a phone here yet.
I just spent 80 billion dollars buying a home. Why would you think I'd now be in the mood to buy life insurance? Again, like the spam. Who is BUYING these things?
So, tomorrow is May, which means it will be time for me to weigh my bad self and take my measurements anew. I have not planned any new health activity for May, since I have been so bad at doing any of the activities I had set up for February or March. Or April. Did I even think of a health activity for April? Is buying a house, starting a job, moving to a new city and living apart from one's spouse a health activity? Cause if so I am SET.
So, anyone have any ideas? Should I try mediation again? Yoga? Green tea? What? Tell me.





Buying a house, starting a job, moving to a new city and living apart from one's spouse is most definitely a health activity. Actually it's a stress activity. I suppose surviving it all is the healthy part. Congratulations on that! As for your next health activity I vote for yoga.
Posted by: Stephanie | April 30, 2008 at 06:54 PM
Juney, let me be the first to tell you, you sound a little on edge. Maybe take up pot smoking for May, k?
Seriously, how about a walk outside every day for May.
Posted by: Darla | April 30, 2008 at 06:56 PM
for shits and giggles, try Jared's Subway diet! Just sounds fun :)
Posted by: CynCynCyn | April 30, 2008 at 07:09 PM
Just wait til she goes into heat the first time. ;)
I'd say you've got May covered if you work in the yard. Trust me, you're going to want to get it in gear before the hot months roll around so you can just go out and hook up the sprinkler, and go back inside. LOL
Posted by: Shannon | April 30, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Your mental health is most important right now. Mind and body.
Posted by: Aqua Lung | April 30, 2008 at 07:54 PM
I am in agreement with the comments...You've added a lot of change. I say get back on your running plan and cut your self a brake!
Oh and get that sweet Lula fixed. The last thing you (or the world!) needs right now is puppies!
Posted by: kellie | April 30, 2008 at 08:29 PM
Weimaraner + Lab = Very Cute Puppies!
Yardwork! I agree. Throw in a little meditation for your sanity, and you're set.
Posted by: Doodles | April 30, 2008 at 08:33 PM
I think the pot smoking isn't a bad idea, followed by my favorite health activity, eating chocolate!! "Cause once you've smoked the pot, you're going to get the munchies!!
If you can fit a little running into your junk mail sorting day, you might feel more relaxed. Or just smoke some more pot!! LOL
Posted by: LisaAlso | May 01, 2008 at 03:30 AM
I think you should take up my way of training for this damned half-marathon, which is sitting around and icing your knee three times a day. Seriously, take it easy. You've got huge changes this month. I also vote for gettin' things ready for the hot months. You haven't experienced those in NC yet, heh heh heh.....
Posted by: Sleeping Beauty | May 01, 2008 at 06:45 AM
Find something you like to do and take time for yourself. You will feel much better about everything after that.
Posted by: Valarie in AL | May 01, 2008 at 09:28 AM
I agree with the girls .. take it easy on yourself .. the yoga sounds good .. or just walking/running and eating a good WW diet. Remember next month is YOUR month .. June!
Posted by: Linda .. the Aussie one! | May 01, 2008 at 11:16 AM
June, I agree with all of the women, take walks with Lula, get your house in order, learn the ropes of your job (which you probably already know, but whatever), and call it a month. When June comes around... ahhhh. You'll be ready for a new challenge. Oh, and the summers? You were there for August... but July? Your hair? Good luck with that. Mine has started its annual treck upward and outward with the FL humidity.
Posted by: Bronwyn | May 01, 2008 at 05:58 PM
LisaAlso, will you be my new bestfriend?
Posted by: Darla | May 01, 2008 at 09:34 PM