I'm back from my job interview. I got there at 10 after 10:00, because my interview was supposed to start at 10:30 and I am a freak, and I didn't leave there until after 12:30, so that's a good sign, right?
On the other hand, perhaps they were just being nice to me because my hair was redunk-a-donk-u-lonk-alous. Maybe they were keeping me in the glassed-in conference room long enough so simply everyone could walk by and look at me.
A) Why is it orange?
B) Nice dry ends. The Mojave called, wants to know why my locks are so arid.
C) I thought I used the root touch-up stick, the one you all insisted was a vibrator in yesterday's photo. You bunch of pervs. And yet, hello, Earl Grey.
I am telling you right now. If I get this job, I am changing the hair color from anything other than orange and gray, and I am getting that Brazilian straightening treatment. Because more chemicals ought to add a lot of moisture to my hair.
Also, I did not go naked to the interview. I waited till the last possible second to put on my jacket and pants, so as few pet hairs as possible would be on me when I got there. However, it is a hip cool place, where I interviewed, and one of the people I talked to had on a Hello Kitty tank top, so I think I won't have to worry about looking all corporate.
Also also too, there is a Donkey Kong machine in the breakroom. Enough said.
OH! And the other thing. There was some stuff up on the wall in the room where they interviewed me? And I found an error. In like two seconds I found an error, then pointed it out to everyone as soon as they walked in to meet me. Do you think that was obnoxious?
Cause I kind of hearted myself for finding said error.
Okay, I must go because they have now sent me a proofreading test, which I took in 2007, but I have to take again. Perhaps it will all come back to me, but there's been a lot of Topamax under this bridge so you never know.
And by the way, no one said, "Nice shoes." Not one person! I kept jiggling my feet so they'd look, but to no avail. Now they probably just think I had to pee.
Okay, bye. Off to take a test. With my orange dehydrated hair. My hair is Tang.