I cannot blog today, although clearly I AM blogging, so what a cold-blooded liar I am. But this is my last day here on vacation, so I must, you know, vacation. However, I wanted to check in and tell you I'm (a) not dead, because I know how ya'll get twisted in your panty parts when you don't hear from me, and (2) ask you about Jillian.
Who is still working out to their Jillian DVD, the one I insisted we all go out and buy so we could get emaciated together? I pretty much forgot all about her flared-nostril self the minute I started my new job. Did anyone stick with it?
Let me know.
Talk to you tomorrow when I am home. I can show you all my vacation shots. There's nothing more exciting than someone else's vacation shots. And I'll be sure to stop you when you're flipping through them. "Oh, wait! This is from when..."
P.S.I just checked Facebook, because nice vacationing, and Hulk, you better tell us why you're single again.
P.P.S. Hulk, is it okay if I announce to the entire viewing audience that you're single?