I'm getting ready to get in the car to leave for Saginaw, and by "getting ready" I mean I'm sitting here blogging.
Somebody just pulled into my driveway to turn around, and I don't know about you, but if we were all in the car in high school? And we pulled into someone's driveway to do that? We'd all shout, "GET OUT THE BEER AND PRETZELS!"
Because, you know. We might be unexpected company. See.
No, I didn't grow up in a totally blue-collar town, with the beer and the pretzels. Why do you ask?
Also? A thing that makes me shudder and wonder why I am here talking to you about all the pressing details of the day? Is the memory of me in the car with my high school friends. Holy cats. We were one of those "Don't Drink and Drive" videos in the making. Sometimes the whole point of the evening was, "Let's drive around and drink!"
Horrifying.
So on that note, I'm about to get on the road for 13 hours to be home in time for my cousin's wedding. Yes, I know she already got married in India. We don't believe her and we're making her do it in front of our own eyes here in America where it counts. We all have shotguns and torches.
I have packed nothing and you know that means I will do it hurriedly and get there and realize I forgot my arms.
One thing I did manage to do was ask Marvin if he could come stay with the dogs rather than me taking them to daycare, so I don't have to endure Vomitfest Deux when I get back. He is annoyed with me because today is the first day of school, but I hardly see what one thing has to do with the other. Just show a film strip. Geez.
Oh!
When I went to the movies with Dick and his Whitman the other night, we stopped off and looked at this inexplicable bull. I liked him because he has a barrel chest like Tallulah.
dere statoo of talu somewheres?
Do you like how she was RIGHT NEXT to me and still I could not take an unblurry picture of her?
Anyway. I had better pack. Last time I forgot to bring my migraine meds and I had to seduce the woman at Target pharmacy to give me pills and then I never got a migraine. Annoying.
Okay, I'm off. Carry on.
