Holy cats, Dick Whitman will be here in 54 minutes and I'm in the cowboy pajamas so I must be brief.
1. No one mentioned that Hanging Noose or whatever was a straight-uphill climb. Who am I, Tenzing Norgay?
B. My dogs? Well-behaved on a trail.
7. I have a new camera (thanks, dad! thanks, Aunt Mary!) and took many pictures of my struggling self and the bad dogs but do I know how to put photos on the computer from new camera? I do not.
H. Attached please find a bad photo Hulk sent me of me dancing at last week's Indian wedding.
We are doing an Indian dance, and what they taught us was, just pretend you're screwing in a lightbulb. That is basically the Indian move. My first move was to pretend I was dialing a phone to call someone to screw in a lightbulb for me. I love myself.
4. This might get awkward, by the way, because now Dick Whitman will be here in 47 minutes and Daniel Boone is still here. Oh, get over it. Not in THAT way. We hiked all day and drove and ate MSG-laden food and we were exhausted. I slept on the couch.
9. Okay, must shower. I hope Dick Whitman and I end up back at the Rock that Blows. Cause that was an easy, unhorrible hike.