Aspire to expire

I can't remember where I left off. Where was I? Oh! I was busy because I had to go hiking with Tall Boy. Yes.

So, he comes over and somehow the dogs already know something good is going to happen. They're prancing and leaping and Edsel is whining and they're throwing streamers and Tall Boy is trying to help me get their harnesses on, and I speak in Tallulah voice: "Thank youuu, Uncle Tall Boy."

"Uncle Tall Boy," he said. "I sound like a beer."

Do you know I never really thought about how his blog name is a beer name? And I even have a tall boy story, so you'd think I would have made the association. Once in high school, my friend Donna and I were at a burn-out party, somehow. We hadn't started OUT the evening planning to go to a burn-out party, but there we were, and I remember I had on an Izod shirt and she had alligator EARRINGS on, for God's sake. Oh, we were so not fitting in amongst the black Foreigner tshirts and bongs.

"Man, am I ever messed up!" stone-cold sober Donna announced, trying to seem cool. "I just took a Tall Boy!" She totally thought that was some kind of pill, like a Black Beauty or a Blue-speckled Dexie. We had heard of those when the burn-outs spoke, and of course had no idea what they were. A tall boy. Poor Donna.

At any rate, Tall Boy the pill and the beer and I went to the Indian market near me, the one where Pal from MA was annoyed they had no tonic. We got water, and I paid with my ATM and the guy said, "Four dollar minimum."

I hate places that have a minimum for taking your ATM card. Just take my damn money, you yahoo. But I really like the guy who is ALWAYS working the counter at the Indian convenience store, and I should learn his name, because somehow we always get into philosophical talks about life or candy bars or something.

So Tall Boy grabs this bag of something called Veggie Thins, and you know how I feel about the word "veggie." Or nonword. But did I ever mention his vegetarian status? So grabbing a beef jerky wasn't going to happen.

In the car, he opens the bag and offers me one, and I am sorry to tell you they were PIZZA-FLAVORED vegetable sticks. "God, these are disgusting," I said. "I know," crunched Tall Boy. "You want another one?" "Of course."

"Aspire to inspire before you expire," said Tall Boy.

"WHAT?"

"Church sign."

Anyway, we finally got there, but not before we somehow got into a conversation about Colonel Sanders, in which Tall Boy referred to him as "Sanders," like they go way back. We were maybe five miles from the site of the ludicrous mountain and the dogs were already hysterical. I think they remembered going there months ago. Do you think that's possible? Because they were berserk, and Edsel was barking his 3949394-decibel bark, and basically I was delighted I had come up with this whole idea.

We get out there, in the woods with the mountains and the trees and the deer, which we saw (pretty!) and it was sunny and lovely and immediately Tallulah pooped.

"Geez," I said, getting a bag.

"Do you really have to use a bag when you're out in the woods?" Tall Boy wondered. "YES!" I said. "I don't want others to deal with it. There's a trash can up here, I think."

So there we were, and did I mention the whole place is called Hanging Rock, so this whole walk is upeffinghill, and we were going up up up, and minutes were passing, and I was huffing like I was 98, and oh! No trash can?

Seriously. It's a public park. Or something. NO TRASH CAN? ANYWHERE? Tall Boy had the dogs, and I was retaining the water (love self), and now I had this awful grocery bag of poop. And minute after minute passed with NO TRASH CAN.

"Woodsy Owl would be annoyed," said Tall Boy, who is 86 feet tall and who was having no problem schlepping up that mountain in three steps. "Give a shit. Don't pollit."

Okay. I don't know why that struck me as so effing funny, but then I was retaining water and holding a poop bag and schlepping up a mountain AND giggling, and how we ever got to the this-is-good-enough place near the top is beyond me.

Oh! And one more thing and then we'll get off this hill. On the way down, a group of boys passed us, and one kid (maybe early 20s) held out his hand to pet Edsel? And Edsel SNARLED at him! You guys! Edsel!

"I'm so sorry," I said to the guy. "He's never done anything like that before."

"Maybe it's your hood," offered TB. So the guy pulled off his hood, held out his hand again, and "Rrrrr ROW ROW ROW!"

Oh my GOD! What was with Edsel? You know how simpering and lovey he is! What happened, there? Does anyone have a clue? Humiliating.

You should have seen his "Edzul bad ass" stomp when he walked away, too. Holy cats!

At any rate, once we got home, to base camp, as it were, we dropped off the dogs and ate 4949302 pounds of Thai food. They gave us this plate that had squares of leaves, maybe a cabbage leaf? And around the leaves were teensy plates of different spices, and you put those on the leaf and at it. I cannot begin to tell you how delicious that was. Perhaps it was the 949 calories a minute I had burned rappelling.

Anyway. Then last night Faithful Reader Laura came over.

 

She was, like, two blocks away at our book club, and guess who was too tired to go to our book club? Was it your pal June, over here? But she came over after to meet Lily and Iris, who she liked. Because you can't really dislike Lily and Iris.

Today I have my blood test at work to see my cholesterol and lipids (prediction: I am all lipids) and so forth, and my particular test is not till 10:10, which means I have to fast till then and I am already irritated. However, in five to seven days I get a full report on my health, including a rating from 1-100 on how close I am to death. (Prediction: How can anyone be alive with this diet? You are a one.)

Okay, so I will shower now. Did I mention I am hungry? And wishing I could have some of my half/caf coffee? Or maybe some nice chicken from my close pal Sanders. Okay, going now.

Comments

[Mrs. Oh]

Go Eds - maybe he was protecting you from some woodland maniac that looked all normal in a hoodie but wasn't really.

When I was a paralegal we had to calculate how long folks would live and calculate that into how much Mr. Big Insurance company was going to pay them in damages. It was something similar to this link:

http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/mortality/perl/CalcForm.html

Enjoy! LOL

[Suzanne]

Sounds like a fun day to me even if you tasted a Veggie Thin.

[Your Pal from MA]

OOoo, I love Tall Boy and I cannot BElieve that Eds snarled at ANYONE???? I'm so confused by that! Eds is the biggest love bug, Faithful Readers! I have a veeedeo of Edsel giving me the sweetest gazes of looove and adoration whilst I was rubbing his belly and making sweet talk!!

He is sooooo lovely, I cannot imagine him not liking a soul.

My thing? When my dog doesn't like someone? That is generally a really good sign that that person is NOT a good soul and intends him or me harm. I trust my doggie's good/bad-person-radar. He has been right every single time.

This includes on of my " best friends" who will remain nameless. She had been one of my best friends for 5 years. Well, turns out she has lied to be several times about some private information that she had divulged to my ex. She told him ALL about my boyfriend and when I started seeing him, etc. even though I had EXPRESSLY asked her to protect my ex's feelings and my privacy. Well, Mr. Dallas didn't like her and it was so baffling to me. Now I know why...Dogs know.

[Hulk (Or "at" it off a leaf...is that how they talk down there?)]

You know, I'm over here eating grapes and oranges and doing cardio and situps and pushups so OJ doesn't think I am a gigantic puffball at Disney...

But there is no way-no WAY!-I would eat shit on a leaf...

[June Gardens]

Shit on a leaf.

[Hulk (No wonder...)]

Wait...Thai. Is that Indian?

[another M]

My guess about Edsel is that he was afraid of the guy -for whatever the reason.

You need to be a better(strong-calm) pack leader for your dog. I know this because I'm a lousy pack leader for my dogs, they want to attack everyone! They have no faith in me as their pack leader.

Glad you had a grand day out. Good luck with your blood test, hope you pass!

[Just Paula.]

I have never had Thai food. And after having seen "The Change-Up," I don't think I want to.

Give a shit. Don't pollit IS hilarious.

[Lisa]

I would have totally tossed that bag o'poo. Been there. Done that. For reelz. It'll all break down to nothing. I swear those plastic grocery bags start decomposing before I even get my groceries in the house the way they are always breaking and tearing open at the worst possible juncture.

Sounds like a lovely hike! I agree with the bad guy theory... Edsel picked up something there. Give him an extra treat tonight.

I LOVE Thai food! Love love love!

And FR Laura is a beauty! Are all of your friends gorgeous? Honestly. Oh, wait... Hulk. HAHA! Just kidding! Hulk you're gorgeous too!

[June Gardens]

Laura is hot. Hot hot hot. Ima dump her soon.

[Jeanie]

I'm with Pal as to why the Eds growled at hooded/nonhooded hiker. When I had my kitchen counters replaced, one of my dogs was loving the counter boy and even showed him her toys. When his helper got here, Gracie sat as close to me as she could and grrrr'd and wrinkled her nose and showed her teefs to him. She's never done that to anyone, so I'm thinking helper wasn't a good person.

I'm betting with all the exercise you had yesterday, you'll score 100, especially since you indulged in veggie chips and not Pop Tarts.

[Sadie was the one who didn't want to get up this morning.]

Thai food is delicious! Maybe I should avoid seeing "The Change-Up" since Thai is one of my favorite foods.

June, you had an outstanding weekend from start to finish. Maybe Edsel didn't want anyone coming between him and Tall Boy.

Yay, OJ for inspiring Hulk to become a lean, mean Disney machine. Hope he doesn't aspire to expire.

[Laurie heading to TX Wednesday morning. Packed. Yeah, no.]

Please tell me she did not get rid of the beautiful red hair and that it's just the lighting.

Edsel has a bad ass stomp, who knew! Good Edsel!

[Anita (had the crappiest night of sleep and now feels like sludge)]

Trust in Edsel. Which could be his campaign slogan if he ever decides to run for president.

Never had Thai food either. I always think it's like super spicy.

[Hulk (I thought exercise was supposed to GIVE you energy. I do an hour of cardio and I can't even crawl to the AED machine...)]

Right now I aspire to hit Lisa with June's liver...

[June Gardens]

Prediction: Everything looks great on your medical test, June, except your liver appears to have lots of bruises from hitting people.

[sandra, wants lush lashes like June]

I agree, Edsel must have known there was something up with that guy.
Somebody mentioned a latisse knock off a while ago and I cannot remember the name. I do not want to have to go through the trouble of getting a prescription, the next doc that can prescribe it is an hour away, according to the latisse website.
I NEED to get my lashes growing!

[Karla -- ever the weirdo.]

So were you ever able to throw away Edsel's bag-o-crap? Because apparently I need closure on this subject.

[June Gardens]

No, Karla. I am still holding it. Plus it was Talus bag of crap.

[Karla -- ever the weirdo.]

Oh, sorry, I mean Tallulah.

[Beverly]

I guess one advantage of being deathly allergic to dogs is never having to carry bags of crap around while I'm hiking. Not that I've been hiking in years.....

[Letha]

bag-o-crap! I actually order poop bags online, same ones sold at Petco, but waaaay cheaper. Always have one on me. They are blue and once you tie them, you can't smell the poo. That said, if the poop happens a few feet off the path, I cover it with leaves and consider it fertilizer.

It's so cool to see deer on a hike.

Hope your test score comes in low.

[Letha]

Also, Laura is lovely!

[Just Paula.]

I think you could've left the shit, maybe kicked it off the beaten path, because it will decompose. But what do I know. I have cats and I scoop poop every morning.

[Duffylou - could be standing up for his mama]

Were you holding Edsel's leash when the guy tried to pet him? My dog is very protective of me outside of the house. If you're invited in the housse he'll lick you from head to toe with his little stub of a tail going a mile a minute. If you come up on us on a walk it's quite a different story.

[Duffylou - could be standing up for his mama]

Also too, when I go down trail with my 1400# horse I do not use a poop bag. Just sayin.

[Peter, who surprisingly finds horse piles less obnoxious, and not just because he's a big Duffylou fan. What can you do with that? Carry along a mini-fork lift?]

June Gardens, Dog Poop Sherpa. Hikers who let their dogs take a dump by the side of a public trail should be boiled in Thai hot sauce.

[The Zadge Is proud of her protective Eds]

You don't have to pick up the dog poop whilst hiking unless you also plan on picking up the deer poop and the bear poop and the bird poop.

[original joann who can't even look at a Tall Boy after an unfortunate incident with several malt liquor tall boys as a teenager]

As my southern friends would say, I think Edsel had a feel for that guy and the feel was not good.

Do not change for me, Hulk. I love you just the way you are.

[Poochie (shares her wine glass with cats)]

You had the "Healthy Plate" at our favorite Thai place. It gives you all the flavors in Thai cooking. It's cool.

[Sadie was the one who didn't want to get up this morning.]

Anita, Thai food doesn't have to be hot. Ask the server for non-spicy suggestions.

[Just Paula.]

Annnnnd, having seen The Hangover II, I will never go to Bangkok. Yes. I make all my life decisions based on raunchy guy movies.

[Pamela Soul Sister #2 STOP LAUGHING!!!!]

Oh, June...at least you only had to carry poop in a bag. I had to go through my own all weekend with rubber gloves because I swallowed a loose crown while eating lunch on Thursday. DON'T LAUGH!

It's just what I get for putting off my dental appointments...should have listened to Amy in MD who told me to just go see a new dentist if I dislike my old one so much. I should have gone the next day...
(deep sigh)

[Peter, who has never had the opportunity to see bear dung but is adding it to his bucket list.]

I should have said, "Hikers who let their dogs take a dump by the side of a public trail and don't pick it up etc." The difference between dogs and native wildlife is that they are not native and their numbers are far greater. Who wants to go to their favorite hiking spot and see dog poop every 10 feet?

[June Gardens]

Oh, dear, PSS#2. I am afraid I am laughing.

[Heather P-knows the 11 herbs & spices]

H. D. Sanders was my grandparents neighbor. My uncle used to mow the grass for his motel that was next to the restaurant. Our other neighbor worked for him traveling with him to cook for potential franchisees. Mr. Sanders was a really good man-he paid for several neighborhood kids college educations-he was a big believer in education since he had to leave school to help support his widowed mother and siblings.
I'm surprised Edsel growled at that guy on the path. He must have felt threatend.

[Anita (I'm just laughing on the inside)]

Why, WHY do you have to find this crown? I dare to ask...are they putting it back in?

Did you get to see all of DA yet?

[Duffylou - and dog poop is down right disgusting]

I would rather deal with horse manure rather than bullshit any day of the week.

[June Gardens]

WELL WHAT ARE THEY!?!?!? The 11 herbs and spices, I mean.

[Duffylou - and dog poop is down right disgusting]

I am channelling Dan Rather. Wait. Is he still alive?

[Just Paula.]

Well, Pam, that sure ended up biting you in the ass. So to speak.

[Mary Lou is glad Duffylou doesn't have to load her saddlebags with a load-]

Schlepping through the woods with a doggie doo doo bag...
"Give a shit. Don't pollit."
That is just about the funniest mind video I've ever seen, especially with the wildlife crapping all around you-probably hiding behind trees, sniggering and pointing!
I'm with the fecal fertilizer flingers-get it off the trail and let nature do its thing-
Also think Eds was on to something- good work!

[LauraL (thanks for the compliments; you have all embarrassed me mightily)]

Wait - what? You're dumping me? So soon? Hell, we didn't even get to base number ... Um, never mind.

Lily and Iris are a.dor.a.ble. And yes, Lily is the girliest, most feminine cat I've ever seen. And Iris is still all kitten-playful, swatting and batting toys. I wanted to take both home and replace with my dingbat catten. Also, the dogses behaved WONDERFULLY. June isn't exaggerating about that, so Filipina (or however you spell that) trainer lady = money well spent.

Thanks for letting me invite myself over and loiter, despite your exhaustion.

[Pamela Soul Sister #2 STOP LAUGHING!!!!]

Hah! Biting me on the ass, indeed.
It was important to find it because it has jagged, sharp metal edges that could tear an organ or get lodged somewhere. Potentially serious complications could ensue.
Yes, Anita...I saw all of DA and it was a great episode!

[Lisa TPO]

Was the poop warm when you picked it up? I hate that.

My Border Collie, who lives to please me, always looks at me shamefully when I bag her poop. Like she's thinking, "OH NO! I not 'spose to poop here?! I naughtee?"

[The Furry Godmother]

Ohhhh! I see. You weren't looking for it to put it back in, Pamela. You were just making sure it got out.

Wow. My weekend involved absolutely no poo flinging.

[Tee]

SS# screw the crown I would definitely ask for a NEW one. By the way DID you find the old one?

Good work on Eds part, they know. And the poop, I would have flung that poop off the path and let mother nature take care of it. Forget this carrying it around in a bag stuff. You were in the woods, for crying in the cream.

[Tee]

Oh my, I never think of the possible complications that could result from the crown being ingested. I would keep looking.

We had Thai food Saturday night and it was DElicious. You can order the mild. The menu at our Thai place has little pepper symbols by the dishes that are hot and THOSE are the ones I avoid.

[Siren]

Yes, I need closure too: DID YOU FIND THE CROWN???

[Mary V]

Fun hiking times - I would nothing about those as that would mean actually moving my ass from the couch. Not sure what was up with Edsel but he must have sensed trouble.

SS#2 - hope you found what you were looking for. Ewwww.

Hulk, that's nice that you're trying to get in shape for a trip to DW. Just be sure to dress appropriately - that's the more important thing.

And if you ever find out those 11 secret spices in the KFC, please share June!

[June Gardens]

Siren is going to need a photo of the crown.

[Beverly]

I don't need a photo unless you clean it all up first.

[Lisa TPO]

I need to clarify that I was asking if Talu's poop was warm...not Pamela's. That's strictly between her and her dentist.

[Lisa TPO]

To clarify: I was asking if Talu's poop was warm. Not Pamela's...because that's strictly between her and her dentist.

[Siren]

I was trying to be polite by not demanding pictures. Do you suppose that was me having a mature moment? Whatever it was, it totally passed. Unlike Pamela SS#2's crown.

[Lisa TPO]

I thought my first post got stuck in a cloud.

[Lisa]

HULK!! I SAID YOU WERE GORGEOUS!! OW! STOP!OW! (Lousy liver!)

Liver smacked is what I am. Which is better than hammered shit, which is what I was last week. I'm making progress!

Watched DA last night - watching it again tonight on the iPad!! Love love love! Maybe I'll eat some Thai food while I watch!

[Just Paula.]

Warm poop. Eeewwgg. How does this happen? How do we devolve from a perfectly lovely, funny post to steaming turds?

[Pamela Soul Sister #2 Seriously...STOP LAUGHING!!!!]

Always with the shit talk on this blog...well today I have no one to blame but myself.

It did pass last night, and how relieved was I?!
And in the order of TMI, I did clean it and wrap it up in a cotton ball. BUT...I kept it in case I discover I've been bleeding internally 3 months from now and need to show the surgeon what sliced me inside.

I read on one website that some people do have them sterilized and put them back in their mouths. COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT?!!!!!

TALK ABOUT A POTTY MOUTH!!!!

[Lisa TPO]

Aspiring, is what we are. And curious.

[Mary Lou is glad Duffylou doesn't have to load her saddlebags with a load-]

PSS#2- Congrats on royal passage-
Will now stop singing "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"-

[Siren]

Potty mouth!

And I'm glad it was a crown rather than a tiara. Those diamonds? Very sharp.

[DonnafromBoulder who doesn't really have silver]

Was Edsel on leash when he growled at the boy? For some reason, my dogs are more likely to be aggressive on leash if someone approaches. Exact same stranger could walk in the front door and they'd lead them to the silver for a bellyrub.

[Anita]

That is why horse poo on a trail is so gross. It's always steaming. You can't just kick it aside.

Great news on the royal turd Pamela!

[Letha]

I am fine with stepping around the horse poo, the issue is that my dog always thinks it's dessert! LEAVE IT!!

[Pamela Soul Sister #2 Seriously...STOP LAUGHING!!!!]

Mary Lou actually made me chuckle! Royal passage!! Gotta say I have not had much of a sense of humor over the whole ordeal, up until sharing it on this crazy blog!

The so-called friend I was dining with at the time found it amusing, as I turned red at the table and panicked. You would think she would have reached out to me by now to ask how I am, but I have not heard from her at all. I even pathetically asked her if she would check on me when we parted ways, but...nothing. Heck, I have a friend who just gave birth this weekend and even SHE called to see if I was ok and if it was out. I swear I wouldn't be so panicky and obsessive if the metal edges weren't so bloody sharp!

Anyway...thanks for the well-wishes...now someone change the subject PLEASE!
How 'bout those GIANTS?! BLOOP DE BLOOP!!!!

[Helen who wishes she wasn't eating lunch while reading the Pie today]

Today's comments are disgusting. But like a bad accident where you can't look away...

[Heather P]

Ok if you google you will find different answers to the 11 Herbs & Spices question. And I must tell you that what H. D. actually cooked bears NO resemblence to the slop that is served at KFC today.
These are the 11 herbs & spices that were given to me by our neighbor that worked for him.
celery salt
chili powder
ground sage
dried basil
marjoram
pepper
salt
paprika
onion salt
garlic powder
dash of cinnamon

[Lisa]

Well Pamela, I've heard of the passing of the sceptre, but the passing of the crown? That's a new one. Well, at least everything came out well. In the end. Bah! You're going to be the butt of all jokes around here for a while, I have a feeling. Not everything passes as easily as a crown, you know.

[June Gardens]

Ooo! I didnt think you would actually tell us, Heather and your pee!

[Sadie hopes no one hits a fellow hiker with the flinging of the poo.]

Such inspirational comments. Pamela SS#2 as inspired us all to make dental appointments to avoid loose crowns and fillings.

Royal passage! Guess what I'll be thinking every time a see a member of the Royal family?

[June Gardens]

Someone needs to send poor SS#2 a bottle of Royal Crown. And some more latex gloves.

[Deb who thinks he should have gotten longer than a year in jail for that kind of behavior.]

PSS#2 - hope you didn't go to the dentist who used paper clips for posts in his root canal work.

[Heather P]

Well H. D. was always very upset with the changes that were made, once he sold the business. He always served cream gravy with the mashed potatoes. When the corporate changed to what they have now, he called it wall paper paste. KFC corporate kept him under a pretty tight contract, that he was never happy with. There was such ill-will with him, I'm quite surprised he didn't pass out the recipe on the street, but then again those were the terms. If this all took place now, I'm sure he would sue for the rights to his name and image back.

[June Gardens]

Innnnnteresting! Poor Sanders.

[Pamela Soul Sister #2 Seriously...STOP LAUGHING!!!!]

Helen, I usually read this blog while I'm eating breakfast or lunch, so I apologize...I have been grossed out so many times here...guess I have officially joined the fray!

I went through a whole lot of latex gloves, June...I just prayed it came out before I ran out...
And Crown Royal on ice sounds lovely for a cocktail after I see the new dentist again this afternoon...I'm going to need one.

@ Deb...is that story for real?!!! I did not hear about that! See, this is why I have the problems I have, they are BUTCHERS, I tell you!

[Mary Lou]

PSS#2-
People you've never met actually giving a shit.. that's what makes coming here so great- because everyone DOES actually care, jokes aside!
And I PROMISE that's my last poopy comment-

Also Heather P-
KFC really IS disgusting now- I stopped eating it a long time ago, before memories of the REAL recipe faded-
Thanks for the list!

[June Gardens]

PSS#2, we give a shit. And we dont pollit.

[Pamela Soul Sister #2 On my way back to the dentist now...]

Mary Lou...I got more here then I got from the damn friend who witnessed me swallowing it! Thanks, Pie People!

And yeah...KFC does not taste the same!

[Sadie - Sorry, I just had to say it. Actually, I truly hope the crown did not cause internal damage and your new dentist will be a good one.]

Pamela SS#2,
Geez! Now you've given a whole new meaning to the #2 in your name.

[Jane]

Granted it is NC, but isn't that testing an invasion of privacy or did you request it?

[June Gardens]

Jane. Insulting everyone in NC since 2012.

[Deb who needs to live through other people's dating life.]

The story is horribly true PSS#2. Very disturbing!

And why is no one bugging June about her weekend date that lasted 2 days?

[Just Paula.]

Ole Camilla looks like she's been dragged through a few tight Royal Passages.

[June Gardens]

How did my date last two days? My date was not with Tall Boy...

[Jane]

Yeah well the work rules are a little different that here in the People's Republic...just sayin

[June Gardens]

My medical results will go only to me, not my workplace.

[Deb who needs to live through other people's dating life.]

I know I started drinking early this morning, but did you not have a date on Saturday night that took you into the wee hours Sunday morning? To me, that counts as 2 days...

[June Gardens]

Ohhhhhhh! Yeah. True. Okay. Technically I had a two-day date. Sort of. But I promised I would not talk about this guy, remember? Good date, tho.

[Letha]

Deb, there was a Saturday date (with RUBEn?) and a Sunday outing with Tall Boy.

[Deb who needs to live through other people's dating life.]

Promises, promises. Since when did that stop people from bugging you for details? Glad to hear it was good. At least we have that tiny crumb to hold onto.

[June Gardens]

I will add: The date: Cannot complain. I know, right? Its like you were a fly on the wall.

[Heather P]

Pamela SS#2 that story is on the front page of MSN today. Hope your appointment today goes well!!

[June Gardens]

The story of Pamelas crown coming out on her throne made the front page of MSN??

[Mary Lou is looking for her Depends-where did I put the damn things-]

Just PPPaula-
Giving new meaning to drag queen-
You are making me pppee myself-

[Deb who needs to live through other people's dating life.]

Thanks! I can picture him perfectly now.

[another M]

Horse poop/manure out on the trail we always called road apples....really confused the kids.

[Heather P]

BAH!! No June the story of the dentist who used the paper clip.

[Laurie]

Are you and Talu in agreement that her shi*t doesn't stink?

[Deb who depends on the kindness of others to get her June updates without having to work for them herself.]

And June, can we go ice skating on your forehead yet? How is the poison working? Why is no one following up on these important issues? I rely on them so I don't have to post!