My name Lu Gardins. I live with Big Hair. She annoy Lu sometime.
Big Hair say it for yearz that Lu been living here now. Lu haf no idea what yeerz be. All Lu no is she wake up here and eet here and go to sleepz heer. All time.
One day Lu just standeeng on side of rode. Not hurting no one. Yellow car come RIGHT UP to Lu. There Big Hair. hello doggie. she say. why you on side of rode? she say.
Lu have answer for her. But she get no time to tell beause Big Hair swoooop up Lu and put her in car. your name talulaa. she say. you my dog now.
so okaaa. lu live wif Big Hair and that other guy after that. it all rite. get lots of prezent.
at new howse there also lot of catz. it annoy.
Sometime Big Hair redicuuulus about Lu. Sometime Big Hair need to get over it.
sometime think mom need to have hyuumin baby and not dog.
sometime Lu want to go Pit Bull on mom azz.
Pit Bull, mom. Can eet lips off you any time Lu want, mom.
But mostlee Lu like it heer. It not so bad.
then one daa Big Hair bring home nother dogg.
he not bad all time. but most time he bad.
that all Lu got to say about living heer. who all you? Why you look at Lu all time?
Reemembur, lu can go Pit Bull on all yer azzez.





