Faithful Reader Mrs. ridiculous Oh made this. She is berserk.
Speaking of my dogs, and I know you are all happy I just started that way, last night we played a rousing game of where's the treat, where I hide treats around the house like it's dog Easter, because it was raining and Edsel was getting distinctly nervous about the thunder.
Tallulah yesterday afternoon, when the weather was getting ominous. She senses weather with her tongue. Like a snake.
All his life, which is, you know, a year and seven months but still, he has never acted nervous about thunderstorms, and then last night he kept looking at me with a concerned expression, and placing his head on my lap.
My POINT is, I started the game to distract him, and he kept finding the treats, but sometimes they fall out his mouth, because his bottom teeth don't exactly line up. I don't know if you've ever noticed this. He has a bit of an underbite.
Edzul do?
So AGAIN, getting to the POINT, and now I sound like my college roommate, who would take 96 hours to tell a story and then say, "But the point is..." and at that point you had hung yourself from a noose seven hours previous.
The TREATS kept falling out his MOUTH, and even though he found them fair and square, Talu would swoop right under him and eat the fallen food. I felt so bad for him that eventually I just GAVE him treats without making him look for them.
But you know what happened? Do you? He was lording over a treat, and Talu came over in her usual bossy way, and Edsel STOOD HIS GROUND. He got right over it and showed her his fierce fangs and he GROWLED. At TALU! No one growls at Talu.
And you know she crumpled like a house of cards? She kept looking at him out the side of her face, like, You sereeus? But he was. He was sereeus. I have never seen Eds take a stand before.
Oh, dear, I hope they don't kill each other in a turf war now.
It'll probably be okay.
In other news, I am cat-sitting for Tall Boy this weekend.
Ohmygod, I just had the best idea. I should get him a new blanket. Like, a Hello Kitty blanket or something. Replace that awful one he has.
I am linking a lot today. I am the missing link.
My POINT is, and wow, I really cannot get to any points today, he took me to lunch to thank me in advance.
Yeah, dude! We totally went to Sonic. What's poppin'? My arteries.
Oh.hell.yeah.
And yes. Tall Boy IS a vegetarian, and he got jalapeno poppers and onion rings. And I introduced him to the cranberry lime-aid, which is the best invention on God's planet.
June. Influencing the diets of healthy vegetarian people since 1965. When she eschewed formula and ordered a pizza.
Anyway, he says I can totally look through his things while I cat sit, and what say we have a total All Things From Tall Boy's House day on this blog? Fun!
I wonder what color coat he'll take on his trip?
Anyway, I guess that's all I have to tell you. TB loaned me a book written by Jeffrey Dahmer's father and it is riveting. I have work to do today and all I want to do is keep reading that book. Can you imagine? You're a normal person and you raise a serial killer who is also a cannibal and oh! Also a necrophiliac?
Dear Mom,
Things could be worse.
Love,
June
Okay, going. I got an email that my workout videos are on their way. Am I thin yet?
