I just went to sit on the front porch to wait for ...friend, and did a few more "kittykittykitty!" calls, and I heard the saddest meow you've ever heard. There she was, in all the foliage at the side of the house. I would take her picture but she is too busy eating to pose for the effing webcam.
OH THANK GOD.
Now I gotta go take down all the signs. Which is good, because I was worried the neighbors would start reporting me to the SPCA.