It is 9:41 p.m. and I just got off the phone with ...friend and I am trying to avoid doing the second half of my Tracy Chapman workout DVD. Which is dumb because it's continuing to work really well and I cannot quite get enough of my hotness and figure it's all uphill from here. So you'd think I'd STAMPEDE to the DVD but no.
Maybe I should have tried to fit it in earlier than 9:41 p.m.
I was talking to ...friend and looking at the computer at the same time, because I was trying to send him something and he continued to not be able to open it, and things like that drive me berserk.
"HOW can you not open it? I'm opening it," I kept saying, as though we had parallel lives and computers and everything that was happening to me should certainly be happening to him at the same time. Also, I could hear the train pass his house and then a minute later it passed mine. I love it when you can do that on the phone. Don't you?
My POINT is, I hung up and thought, I should really get on that DVD. And then I sat here. Like a moron. Then I said, Gee. I could write tomorrow's post right now. Get that out the way. Instead of, you know, burning calories and getting thin and fit.
Maybe I should write this and run in place.
Anyway, what I decided to do was put on all the pictures that are lying here needlessly on my desktop, which gives me something to blog about and gives you something to look at and gives me putting-off-the-workout time.
Tall Boy got the salad, and an appetizer, and the main course, and then he insisted we go out for frozen yogurt after. I have no idea why he isn't fat as a house.
Houses are so often fat.
I TOLD you I was planning to write a sad Marvin post. I put a lot of pictures on the desktop to really drive the sad point home.
Madre de Dios. Come on.
Did you know they wanted Prince in that Bad video, but Prince said everyone always thinks he's gay, and everyone always thought Michael Jackson was gay, and he didn't want to live with the ridicule of being in a video where the first words are, "Your butt is mine."
True story. I know this because Prince hangs around here all the time.
I think I had this one here because of Talu's ridiculous gluttony, evident to all who gaze upon her ludicrous stuffed cheeks. Also, HELLO CHRISTMAS! Has this been here since Christmas? Just lounging on my desktop?
I also have a picture of ...friend on my desktop, but he did not say I could put him on my blog, in fact I think he'd prefer to NOT be on my blog. So not into my blog, is he. I kind of admire that about him. If the tables were turned, I'd be so PUT ME ON YOUR BLOG! DID YOU MENTION ME ON YOUR BLOG TODAY?!?!?
Self-possessed people. They fascinate me.
Sadly for all of us, that is all that is on my desktop and now Ima throw all these photos away. Okay, just for yucks I will go pick the...16th photo in my archives and put it up here too. What say you? Here I go.
Now go do the right thing. Go sniff some sesame oil.