It's ...friend's birthday, so I got no time to talk to you, girl. Ima make the apple pie he requested.
A few of you said, "Why don't you videotape (veeedeotape) (my poor grandmother. You screw up ONE WORD...) yourself making pie," because this is like a wedding or graduation in that it is rare and celebratory. So in fact I will. I mean, you can't really veedeotape yourself MAKING something, but I will turn it on, much as I turn the world on with my smile, when I have finished various aspects of the pie-making.
Speaking of turned on, wait till you see part one of Making the Pie...
Oh. Before I go, I wanted to show you something. Yesterday Edsel never took his ludicrous eyeballs off me.
Okay off to make pie.
UPDATE!!!! Here are the 9349595 videos I made of the pie-making. Am certain there's a way to splice these into one but have you met me? Plus I have to go cook the rest of the dinner. Holy cats.