Thank you all for your insightful questions for Dick Whitman's mom. I mean, thank you to everyone but Hulk and Furry Godmother, who were on the same page, for once, and that page was ludicrous.
Yesterday I showed you old photos of Whitman's parents, and here is a family portrait. Yes, that is our DW, there, as a child. His beautiful sister, who reads this blog and is a nice person and has dogs, large dogs, is up at the top. And there, finally, you can see DW's dad. AND LOOK AT MOM! Love the dress, love her gorgeous face, love that whole, This is my family. Don't eff with me look she has going.
Anyway, Dick Whitman's mother will peruse your questions and send me her answers when she sees fit. Then I will publish them here in this hard-hitting blog. Honestly, how much rat poison to I have to INJECT in my head before that forehead wrinkle goes away? Irritating.
Are y'all reading your Thorn Birds for our book club like you're supposed to? Because I am, and right now Meggie is nearly 50, and they keep talking about how she's slowing down, and feeling it in her bones, and I'm all, HEY! I'M NEARLY 50! Shut UP! And then I get up and limp to the bathroom, because I have an ache in my heel.
I got this pain in my heel since doing Tracy Gold and her workouts, but on the other hand I have lost 14 pounds and gone down two dress sizes.
I took this fine photo for you from my computer to show you I actually kind of have flat abs, sort of! For me this is exciting, because no matter how thin I am I am usually a marsupial. I realize turning the OTHER way may have been more dramatic but I am in a hurry.
The POINT is, I went on Tracy Morgan's website yesterday and read the chats to see if any of the stuff she does in her veeedeos bugs anyone ELSE (Answer: No.) (Answer: June is particularly cranky, apparently.) (Answer: Really? It bugs you, June, when she does 30 reps on one side and 45 on the other? That bugs you? The rest of us LOVE it. We LOVE that we're gonna be all Popeye-arm on one side and Olive Oyl arm on the other. WE.LOVE.IT.), and many people were saying things like, "Level 6 is kicking my arse!" "Can't believe I made it through Level 7!"
I was all, Level what, now? All this time I've been using the two DVDs I pulled out the day I got my set of veedeos. Turns out? There are TWO MORE DVDs and I should have been moving on to those because they're EVEN HARDER.
You canNOT be serious.
Sigh. So that was my delightful discovery yesterday, and soon I expect concave abs.
I must go. And work. And not Butterfly McQueen/Prissy said work till the last minute, as is my wont.
Prissy was a jerk.