Yesterday in my hard-hitting and extremely never ridiculous comments, people said they were sick and tired of calling ...friend "...friend."
"Everyone's sick of calling you dot dot dot friend," I told (wait for it) ...friend.
"Well, when we first started dating, you were gonna call me Ranger Johnson," he pointed out. So do y'all want to call him Ranger Johnson from now on? Let me know.
We went to the movies last night to see an Alfred Hitchcock film, not that he has a new film out seeing as he's dead and all. "Where's his cameo? Oh, was that him in the ground?"
June. Going to hell since she learned her first Helen Keller joke.
There's a cool old movie theater here, and they show, you know, old movies. We saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind there, and Goodfellas, and now Strangers on a Train. Last night we sat up in the balcony, which was way cool. The theater was pretty full, and probably nearly everyone had already SEEN Strangers on a Train a couple times already, but man, we were all completely silent and riveted once it started getting tense. Which Alfred Hitchcock movies, you know, tend to do.
Anyway, it was a good time. I love old movie theaters. Even if there IS no hole in the arm of your chair for your 90-ounce soda.
In other news, I have a job interview today. I know! I also have another editing test later this week for a different company. It's hard not to feel like, "Well. I fail every editing test, so here'll be another one" but I should cut that out. Nice attitude, June. Who are you, Eeyore?
At any rate, this job is in Raleigh, and no it would NOT be fun to commute to Raleigh, but I wouldn't be the first person commuting to a job. Like Faithful Reader Cosmo's Dad, who commutes 394584849 hours a day. Where IS Cosmo's Dad lately? This is the problem with having a blog. You see commenters year after year and get attached and then they disappear. SIREN.
Oh, and before I go and get all professional-like for my interview, someone suggested that we send in old family pictures and I can post them. Wouldn't that be fun? So if you have some kind of cool old family photo, or a ludicrous family photo, send it in by July 31 (I have an "Email Me" link on the side of my blog) and I will put the photos up. Please let me know your name and/or your commenter name if you comment so I can say, "Here is Whooo-De-Bloop's family." What would be funny is if you all told me your name was Whooo-De-Bloop when you sent your photo in. Oh, you are all a laugh riot.
Okay, June out. Let me know about the Ranger Johnson thing. What if someone is on vacation and they come back and think ...friend and I broke up and I got all quickly attached to a new guy named Ranger Johnson?