Do you know what must be annoying?
Yesterday my sweet friend Jo threw a (wait for it) birthday party for me, because it IS still my birthday week, and just everyone came and we had a fine time. Well. I did, anyway.
Jo threw quite the bash. There was food, 30304940300 kinds of alcohol even though she is not that drinky of a person, there was homemade lemonade, which I drank and immediately decided had grapefruit in it, then stampeded through the crowd, interrupting Jo in midtalk to ask about.
Whennnn you said you'd stop writing your blog we all said THAT'S ANNOYING
When it's humid outside and your insane hair is fried THAT'S ANNOYING.
It was hilarious, is what it was. My Botox, my marsupial pouch, even my virginity--WHICH IS STILL IN TACT--were mentioned.
Dick Whitman was there, of course, and Chris and Lilly, and Jane West, and The Other June, and Hibiscus Wilson, and Laura, and Marty Martin and Kaye--everyone was all, "Oh, I recognize you. What's your real name?" to each other,
Oh, and of course the dolls. If you read Jo's book, you know she has her mom's doll collection, and there was a documentary filmmaker there yesterday to film everyone's reaction to the dolls.
...friend and I went in there together and said what we thought we hye-LARious things about each doll. ...friend and June. Banned from documentaries since 2012. And yes, I AM cleave-ing out at this party. After, when we perused all the photos I pointed this out. Turns out ...friend had already noted this fact.
She's gonna be selling them, and when she does Ima put a link up, in case anyone has been hankering for a Professor doll. There was also Cher, with an Indian dress. GYPSIES, TRAOMPS and THIEVES! That's how she says it. Traomps. You know she does.
Anyway, it was a good time, and all sorts of ludicrous things occurred. You don't even wanna know what ...friend and Arnold were up to. (Jo made him fix it. Which he did. Because ...friend is da bomb.)
Oh! Oh oh oh! And the best part is, I got my Tinkerbell doll! Jo had it, and I remembered it as my very favorite gift from childhood, and I EVEN have a slide of my Aunt Kathy HOLDING the doll and I really need to figure out how to show you that.
Wait. Are we done celebrating my birthday now? What the... Really? THIS SUCKS.