lu not no if you aware that she the smart one of this operashun.
first, lu gotta live with mom. she not so dum, but there some theengs she maybe culd fix in her lifes.
you eber seee lu hair looking like petur framton? you do not. lu keep her hair tydee all time. even when come in frum rain. and being out in rain not make lu dum. sometime gotta go in rain. sometime got to pee. it way of wurld.
oh, and you neber see lu frensh kiss wif stupit lily, eether.
honest god, mom. get brush.
you eber see lu pee all over howse and haf to go to vet 40 time like eye-riss? eye-riss HATE vet. she tell me. I say, stop pee on floor, then. eeedeeit.
but no. she keep doeeng it and haf to go bak in cage and go to vet. lilee never give her any advyse. just giggle when eye-riss go.
we eben need to diskuss edzul?
since no one lissen to lu heer at howse, lu have offer for you.
you got problem? you got woe? you got sorrow in lyfe?
lu care deeplee.
send your kwestins and lu answer them. she tell you what to do in lyfe. she tell you how to fix all. lu solve.
you not beleef? really? look at lu lyfe. lu get to lie all day. eet cat poops. have dinnerz. get nice walk. play in yard. sometime go dog daykare. get hed skritched.
you think lu get this lyfe by accident?
go ahed. ask lu. she anser you tomorrow. unless mom not feel like it and blog about another theeng. then she anser you later.
whatev.
ask lu.
