Did you enjoy the part where I posted at lunch? I got home and had 29494593959 new Christmas cards, but NO REASSURING LETTER from the mammogram place. Yes, they've told me everything's fine, but if they can't get a LETTER IN THE MAIL, how do I know they're reading my slides well?
I called and their records showed they sent the letter December 6. WELL, THEY DIDN'T! So they're sending another.
Then I had to deal with the part where I bounced a check to Time Warner Cable. Dear Time Warner Cable, I got two words for you and they ain't "let's dance." With your effing $50 "returned check fee." Oh, eff off.
The point is, this all resulted in lunch being over before you knew it, and how relaxing. Fortunately, The Poet at work sent me this and now Ima share it with you. You're welcome.