I know you've all been pacing the waiting room, drinking bad coffee, and saying things to each other like, "Go home. Get your rest. You'll need your strength" and then "NO! I want to BE here for JUNE!" but the wait is over. I seem to be on the mend from my cold.
I was thinking NEXT time I get a cold, Ima try making a big deal out of it. See if it helps. I have to stop suffering in silence.
Anyway, how are all y'all? Does anyone have a cold? Was it as bad as mine?
Since I'm home for lunch and having some leftover delicious ginger chicken from my Thai dinner last night with Ned (guess who backed out of cooking? Cause I'm, you know, ill) (did you know I've been ill?), I thought I'd blog and catch you up on every little thing.
I never did tell you about my friend and coworker TinaDoris and me de-ghosting her house. With sage. We used it wisely. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On Saturday, TinaDoris and I headed to the crystal psychic devil worship store in our town. Here is a black cat who lives there. I love him. On a new and different note.
TinaDoris shoplifted some tea and then went in search of the ghostbusting sage.
I fooled around.
We got to TinaDoris' haunted abode and her cynical husband watched us light the stuff and chant through the house. He laughs now, but wait till there's a ghost right behind him, like on Scooby Doo. Who's gonna rattle his teeth THEN?
We had to go into each room, and open all the drawers and closets and so forth, so no spirits could hide. Damn hidey spirits.
There's this one secret room she has? Behind a bookcase? And yes, I do hate her and her cool house. Anyway, in that room the sage kept going out. OooooWEEEEEooooooo...
After we saged every room, we came back downstairs and I swear to you I felt lighter. Maybe I was high on sage. The only dramatic thing that happened was halfway through, my camera broke. See above re OooooWEEEEEooooo....
It started working again, by the way. OoooWEEE--okay, I'll stop.
I'll let you know if TD reports any more ghosts in her house, or if we WIPED 'EM OUT with our sagey ways.
And if YOUR house is haunted, who you gonna call?
I hope not me. I got stuff to do. Plus I just got over a cold. Did you know I've been sick?
