About 76 weeks ago, I got the brilliant idea that all y'all all should send me your photos, because YOU get to see ME, but I never get to see YOU. Which reminds me of that one Sex and the City episode where Big keeps saying, "SHE can get ahold of me, but I can never get ahold of HER."
I don't understand people who have not memorized every episode of Sex and the City.
Naturally, as soon as I came up with this plan, and what a plan it was, I got King Kamehameha busy and never had time to slog through all these. Till now.
So here are the first eleventy million people who sent me their photo. I am not putting them all on here today because you will be bored sick if I do that. And if you titled your picture "BLAWG photo" or "blog picture" or you sent it to my personal email cause we know each other in real life, you are ESSSS OHHHH ELLLLL.
Here is Kristin with her daughter Cassidy.
Faithful Reader and Commenter Dancer.
Faithful Reader turned Real-Life Friend Fay. She is the one sporting the jaunty scarf. None of these other people matter cause they don't read me. In other news, I am a huge tool.
Hayley, who is pretty, just hanging out in a white dress. Or getting married. Whichever.
Deb in Maine sent the world's smallest photo. Suitable for putting in our lockets.
Karla in Spokane, who may or may not be a nutcase.
Long-time Reader Furry Godmother, with her dog who might have heard that.
Here is Amy, who IDs as a lurker.
Sarah from Indiana is in this picture from a trip to Rwanda, and I feel like maybe we're all able to spot which one is her.
Here's Kelli in Grand Rapids, wearing the shirt of my people. However, now I want to go to Yesterdog, whatever that is.
Here's Carrie. Every time I got a photo of someone who was hot, I was all, "Oh crap. Way to show me up, you cute bitches." See above re I am a tool.
Here is Alamy in shoes she knew would make me envious.
They need to fix the thing where some pictures come to you sideways, or some LOOK right-side-up till you, say, put them on your BLOG and they get all sidewaysy. The point is, finally right-side-up is Chrusty, who I can tell I'd like by her "don't eff with me even if I'm sideways" expression.
Debbie said I am funny. Therefore Debbie is new best friend.
Aw. Mary Ellen from Napa.
Love this picture of Whitney, who by the way Ned called hot. Dear Whitney, please come to Greensboro so I can kick your ass.
I love Karen's sandals. Also she kind of has the good legs. Seriously. From now on only ugly readers can participate.
Elizabeth in South Florida. She kind of looks like Alanah Stewart. Am I the only person who knows who that is?
Jeanette, who comes from New Zealand! I know!
Joann. Another faithful reader who has become a friend in real life. I love her.
Rachel is in the middle, and apparently does not know anyone unattractive.
Here's Meg in Napa Valley. She was 100% shitfaced. Okay, I have no idea if she was. But it sounds good.
Here is Bonnie and her son's dog, Lola. Bonnie is all, "This is what you look like" to Lola, wearing all black and so forth. Lola wrote me that she is so.over.Bonnie.
Jennifer says she is the one with hair and teeth.
Faithful Reader and Commenter Anita. I just accused Anita of needing to go to comedy school, but I can't remember why. Except for the part where I treat my readers like gold.
We also hear from Mary Lou a lot. I've no doubt abused her, as well.
Okay, let's do a few more. Then we'll come back a different day. We are, like, not even a third of the way through. I know, right?
Here's Amanda in Boise, except here she's on an Alaskan cruise, and basically Amanda is trying to throw us all off.
Joy has read for awhile, and convinced me to buy a Chi to straighten my hair. Here's what I have to say about Joy. TOO GODDAMN PRETTY. And I love her fake dog. It was probably a real dog who turned to stone after Joy showed her beauty to it. Seriously, why I gotta have so many hot readers?
Cute MeMe and her cute cute doggie.
Here's Sarah M., who lurks except for the time she had to tell me why they keep saying "Who dat?" in New Orleans. You know how I enjoyed that. "Who dat?" Sighhhh. Who dat with veggies? Who dat and carry on.
Okay, stopping now. Dudes, we have so many more pics to go. But this is interesting, right? I mean, all these people getting together to read this stupid-ass blog. I should go find them all and slap some sense into them.
Tune in for more pics soon. Cause this only took 97 hours so far. Oy.
