Took a break from my 488584 hours of proofing to read this in a book Ned gave me

Read this, and you will say, "June isn't funny at all. She stole everything from Nora Ephron." And then you will read everything that woman ever wrote, as I have, and never come back here again.

I deserve that.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/10/11/101011fa_fact_ephron

(Here it is as a link because OHMYGOD EXHAUSTING to cut and paste. Y'all kill me.)