Did you ever see that Celebrity Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live when Sean Connery sees the category "S Words" and says, "I'll take Swords for 100, Alex"?
I effing love Celebrity Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live.
But that is not why I've gathered you all here today. I have GATHERED you here to ask you another question. A few weeks ago, I asked you to tell your secret, if you had one, and wow, you all participated in droves. Some of them were heartbreaking and some were fascinating and I was so pleased you all did it. Thank you again.
In those comments, one reader said, "You should ask people how often they REALLY have sex. Now, THAT would be interesting."
And you know what? I think it would. I don't know if ANYONE will comment today, but if you have the nerve, of course sign in anonymously if you want, and tell us how often you, you know, Do It.
Tell me your age range (in your 30s, in your 80s, whatever) and marital status. And tell the TRUTH, for heaven's sake.
(Dear Mom, Please do not participate. Okay, thanks. XO, June.)