By the way, I get to tell you the Very Exciting Thing in less than a week. At this point I've built up Very Exciting Thing so much that unless I announce I am the next pope, you'll be let down. I'll be all, They've named a brand of lace after me! And you'll be all
I am so absurdly in love with myself right now for using that sound effect.
Anyway, I'll blog at you at lunchtime. Tell you all about the rest of my holiday weekend, in which shoes were purchased and red meat was grilled.
I know! June. Bringing in the reader and making her beg for more.