I am worky, in case you didn't know. I did, however, manage to go to Ned's last night, because, you know, he's Ned. The point is, I finally, FINALLY captured his cat walking around with a bag on her fool head.
Even before I MET Ned, he'd told me his cat enjoyed bags on her head. At any given time, you go to Ned's house and he has several iterations of bags on the floor--paper bags, plastic bags, Bilbo Baggins--for his cat's many bag moods.
She's done this since she was a kitten, he tells me, and once when he neglected to leave any for her, she went into the trash in the bathroom, with her cat teeth she picked up the toilet-paper plastic outside wrappy thing that holds your toilet paper when you buy it at the store (what the hell is that called? I think the official name is "toilet-paper plastic outside wrappy thing that holds your toilet paper when you buy it at the store"), threw it on the ground, placed her head in it and walked around. I mean, that cat enjoys a bag on her fool head.
And finally last night, I managed to have the phone close by and get it turned on while she was still bagging. I could show you 84 videos where she's just taken it off, or where she's just left the room or whatever. But here. Here it is. Thirteen seconds of a cat with a bag on her head. The song playing on the radio is perfect, by the way.
You are welcome.