which means I just woke up and the dogs aren't even fed yet, which means my life is in chaos as usual and now I feel like Garfield, hating Mondays. If only I had a pan of lasagna to dive into.
So I will just ask, based on another hard-hitting conversation Ned and I had: If you fell over dead today, what sort of horrifying things would your loved ones find when they threw out all your stuff? Do you have a plan in place for this? Does your best friend know to come burn the 800 volumes you've written on why you love Conway Twitty?
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