I do not wish to hear that you do not wear makeup. I am highly against the lack of makeup wearing. Natural is not beautiful. Everything in life looks better with a little enhancement, is what I say. Did you ever see one of those roses with sparkles put on their edges? My point is made.
I just went to one of those annoying sites where first of all you have to click an arrow to see the next image. I know they do that to add to their page counts, but since everyone knows that's what they do, why does their page count even, you know, COUNT? It's annoying and I usually click off, and OH! It was also one of those site where any time you move your mouse, an ad pops up. God, I hate sites like that. The point is, here:
So, yeah. Mostly, though, I just love playing with makeup.
We have our health assessments today at work. I hope I pass. I have to fast till 8:45, which is a travesty and I really want a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit just because I can't have one right now.
Then also, the air conditioning in this house is not working, so we have all the fans on and the cats are splayed out like badgers. I have no idea if badgers splay. Plus also, ants. We have ants. Ned came in here today having 90 fits because he got out his cereal, and ants. I wonder if we should invest in an anteater?
Where do you GET an anteater? Are they indigenous to America? I have no idea. The one in the cartoons sounded like he was from New York. Were they being racist--religiousest--having an anteater with a big snout sound like he might be a New York Jew, or am I racist for thinking that?
I had better get in the shower. Last night after work, one of the Alexes and Molly and I went to the park and did yoga. I mean, not just randomly like a group of hippies. I mean that whole fitness in the park thing is back, that I did last year, remember? I think tonight it's Zumba.
Come on and zum zum zumba zoom. I think I made that joke last year. I am nothing if not predictable. Come on, give it a try! We're gonna teach you to fly HIGH! Come on and zum! Come on and zum zum!
Anyway, it was pretty crowded in the park, because once you tell people, hey, free anything, they come out in droves. We were pretty much in the back row, and when the instructor said, "Are you ready to do yoga?" the three of us were all, "Fuck yeah!"
Then Molly yelled, "Namaste, bitches!"
So I feel like fitness in the park should be interesting this year.