Sorry I didn't write earlier today; I had Botox. So far, I can frown at you just the same, but in a few days I wish to appear vapid and expressionless.
Also, you guys, I've got shit going down. Not literally. But my life is shitty right now, and I can't talk about it, but you'll forgive me if I'm suddenly the least-funny blogger ever, right? Good.
Oh, and if you know me in real life, don't do the thing. I don't wanna talk about it. If I wanted to talk about it Ida burned the phone lines getting to you. So.