I overslept, and I have these bags under my eyes that I have NEVER ONCE EVER woken up to. Aging is fantastic.
My point is, I need advice. I know. Didn't I say NEVER AGAIN last time? There's always someone who's just been champing at the bit to tell me how fat I am or whatever. Still. Advice.
If you could put me in something flattering, what would you put me in? If I could score a burka, I would, but I only have the weekend to decide.
Color, style? Jeans, skirt, dress? What?
Okay, tell me. It's nothing fancy, so... (Steal something casual.) (That's only funny if you know from the movie Arthur.)
And I'll tell you WHY I need something flattering as soon as I am able.
P.S. Thanks for chiming in yesterday to say how long you've been reading. It was sort of fascinating, mostly because we were talking about me. My favorite part was how many people said, "You yelled at me, once, June, but I stayed around." Nice. I am a gem.