If there is anything more annoying than having a piece of coconut stuck in your tooth, with no floss in sight, I don't know what it is. Guess who had Samoa Girl Scout cookies for breakfast? Nice. Despite that, I DID lose weight this week. Imagine how much I'd have lost had I not plowed through the cookies.
Did you watch the Oscars last night? Here's what I discovered: when you go a whole year without spending, as I did last year? Turns out you won't have seen any of the movies up for an Oscar. Somehow this did not deter me from being amused by the Oscars.
And for the record? Everyone? It is pronounced Hal-y Berry. Like Hal. Like the man's name, Hal. Like Halliburton. Like halibut. You want to get on my nerves? Pronounce it Holly Berry, like whoever that idiot was last night.
Also? I have HEARD HER SAY IT HERSELF: It is Cate BLANchett, not BlanCHETT. Why do we have to make everything so weird and pretentious? It's just BLANchett. Nothing fancy.
And while I'm on the subject? Ralph LAUren. Not not not not not Ralph LauREN.
To review: Hal-y. BLANchett. LAUren.
Maybe I do know what's more annoying than having a piece of coconut stuck in your tooth.
Oh. Can I also say one more, which is now in the past and it doesn't matter? Yet it still grates? The Soprahhhhnos. It is just The Sopranos, like the singers in the choir. You do not have to get fancy about it. Soprahhhhhhhhhhnoes. Ugh.
Okay. I am done. Today I don't run, because I ran a lot yesterday. Am wishing I could have a baked potato loaded with cheese for lunch, but that would not be healthy. I think I will have a baked potato with broccoli instead.
Wait. One more. Leif Garrett is pronounced LAYF. Like, it rhymes with "safe." It is not Leaf.
Okay. Really done now.
