Hey, MyTopography.com--who I would link to but I'm at work and can't get on Typepad--did a whole day-in-the-life photo essay on her blog (her baby is so cute it makes you want to scream) and I am gonna do it... Read more →
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Hey, MyTopography.com--who I would link to but I'm at work and can't get on Typepad--did a whole day-in-the-life photo essay on her blog (her baby is so cute it makes you want to scream) and I am gonna do it... Read more →
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(Obligatory Henry photo. So you'll leave me alone.) (Wow, look. I must have spilled coffee on that cupboard door, which you can't see in real life because I am never staring down at it like this. Now I have to... Read more →
07:04 AM in Faithful Readers, Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (17)
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Last night, as Marvin and I were trying to go to sleep--which was not possible because a BUNNY had the nerve to be IN THE FRONT YARD and Tallulah needed to let us know repeatedly. Tallulah kind of acts like... Read more →
07:29 AM in Film, Music, Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (74)
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It is 10 o'clock at night and I just barely got here, mister. That's what Marvin's students used to say to him when he substitute taught back in LA. He'd say, "Okay, everyone get out your books" and the students... Read more →
10:22 PM in Marvin, My pets, Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (35)
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So, I asked you guys what I should blog about, and you told me, so here you go. I will divide up your requests with little asterisks. Don't you hate it when people pronounce it "astericks"? First of all, holy... Read more →
05:17 AM in Faithful Readers | Permalink | Comments (26)
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I will be here till next week, trying to catch up to my hideous deadlines. Did I mention this is our busy time at work? At any rate, when I finally DO get home tonight, what do you want me... Read more →
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Marvin and I have been outside all morning, tidying up our yard like the middle-aged homeowners that we are. A thing I sort of refuse to accept. I was pulling weeds yet also thinking, "How can I be out here... Read more →
12:03 PM in Friends | Permalink | Comments (22)
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I am going to a museum today, with one of my TinyTown friends. If you are just tuning in, that made no sense. In a nutshell? Marvin and I lived in Los Angeles. Then one of us said, "Hey! Let's... Read more →
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Hey, remember in June and July when all I did was torment you about voting for me in that ding-dang Funniest Blogger contest? Well, yesterday they officially announced the winners! And I wasn't one of them! So, there you go.... Read more →
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I also wish I knew these people and were personal friends with all of them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0 Read more →
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Before I delve into my pretty teen years, my friend "Gertrude" asked if I'd put up a photo of her kid hula-hooping (and I am kissing my own self for putting Gertrude's name in quote marks like that, but it's... Read more →
05:28 AM in Photo essays | Permalink | Comments (35)
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I told Tallulah she is going to dog day care today, and she is standing here beside herself. I did not know that dogs really understood so much of what you say. I thought people were just imagining it when... Read more →
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So now it's a normal day and I have to go to work. Carp. I forgot to take my digital camera to Michigan, so I had to buy a disposable in a rest stop somewhere in West Virginia. Naturally I... Read more →
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Who replaced my bitty baby kitten with a mountain lion? Read more →
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Before I forget? Because you know I will? Comment of the week goes to Sharone. Do you think she pronounces her name "Sharon" and the "e" is silent, or is it pronounced Share-OWN? Things like this burn in my brain.... Read more →
08:55 AM in Family, Friends, Marvin | Permalink | Comments (23)
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I'm in Akron! I know! And it's JUST like how they show it in the movies and on post cards. I have dreamed of seeing Akron for so long. Now everyone who is reading this in Akron hates me. Really,... Read more →
09:19 AM in Family, Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (28)
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I think I used that stupid title on one of my other birthdays. What can I tell you? I lack originality. So. Yeah. I'm 44 today. FORTY-FOUR! At least it's one of those repetitive-digit years. I think those are cool.... Read more →
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Marvin has been up since 5:00, but the second he heard my alarm, he DASHED into the bathroom, and now I am sitting here in great discomfort typing you. Remember when I thought it'd be charming to live in an... Read more →
07:09 AM in Faithful Readers, Marvin | Permalink | Comments (36)
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Someone at work today said, "Oh, it's your birthday this week? Forty-six, right?" He was not kidding. He is a really nice guy. I hate everything. Also, I went to the fridge today, because I actually GO to the fridge... Read more →
05:15 AM in Family, Marvin, Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (31)
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In case you were worried sick about who decided to be on what team, I have the results as of this writing. Team Marvin = Six votes. I would be on Team Marvin because he just gave me a GPS... Read more →
05:01 AM in Marvin, My pets, Photo essays | Permalink | Comments (33)
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For some reason I was sick this weekend. I do not know why. I blame Sue. (Now, see, if you're just tuning in, you must think I'm berserk. Sue is my Aunt Sue, who is a saint, and my Uncle... Read more →
10:18 AM in Family, Friends | Permalink | Comments (30)
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Who doesn't want to marry John Cusak? Read more →
12:59 PM in Film | Permalink | Comments (29)
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In a stunning turn of events, most of you decided to be on Team Francis. This sentence will only make sense if you read yesterday's post, so just give up and go there now. Okay. Really? Team Francis? I took... Read more →
06:58 AM in Faithful Readers, My pets | Permalink | Comments (38)
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Do you read my comments? Because I honestly think I have the funniest commenters. They are like the Hamburger Helpers of this blog. They add spice and zest and also Coast. Once my friend was getting married, and she did... Read more →
06:00 AM in Faithful Readers, Friends, Marvin, My pets | Permalink | Comments (78)
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I have eight seconds to write you today. I overslept, as I was having a dream about Michael Jackson (I am not making that up) and incorporated the clock radio into my dream. Don't you hate it when you do... Read more →
07:23 AM in Marvin | Permalink | Comments (44)
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I read BarryGibb.com today to see what Barry had to say about Michael Jackson. They were friends, you know. In fact, Michael Jackson was the godfather of one of Barry Gibb's kids. Which Barry Gibb mentioned on his site, and... Read more →
09:33 PM in Faithful Readers, My pets | Permalink | Comments (32)
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This morning my Uncle Jim went to the doctor for radiation treatments. The doctor said, "Um, Jim? There's nothing here to radiate. Do you have pain anywhere?" My uncle said he didn't, and in fact he's gained a bunch of... Read more →
01:53 PM in Family | Permalink | Comments (38)
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Sorry I've been light on my posts, and also light in my loafers, but Marvin's parents are in town. We have been gadding about. Which means going places with gads. I know that made no sense. I am sleepy. Today... Read more →
11:50 PM in Family, Photo essays | Permalink | Comments (18)
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To the person who Googled "accidental vagina pie," I want to apologize to you for getting this blog. This can't possibly be what you were hoping to find. I am baffled, pervy Google searcher, at what accidental vagina pie IS.... Read more →
04:23 PM in Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (20)
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Hey, do me a favor. Remind me not to pursue that dream I have of becoming a professional pet photographer. I was so excited that all three cats were up on the window sill that apparently is some sort of... Read more →
09:20 PM in My pets | Permalink | Comments (23)
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Remember the other day when I said I was unnaturally interested in Kendra's--of the Playboy Girls Next Door Kendras--wedding? My close personal friend Daisy sent me this photo: That's my friend Daisy in the middle. Of course her name isn't... Read more →
04:39 AM in Current Affairs, Friends, Los Angeles | Permalink | Comments (28)
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