Okay, I'm here at Marty Martin's. He had a red carpet on his front steps. Heart him.
He has all movie-theme food: nachos, hot dogs, Milk Duds, popcorn--but everything is homemade and to die for. Marty M says to tell you after he eats everything it really will be The Hurt Locker in his bathroom. Pretty.
Okay, everybody start talking in the comments. Has anyone looked stupid yet?
