I am clean-clean-cleaning, because an old friend is coming for the weekend. Hope she likes chicken and lettuce!
I have not seen my pal Jen since I think 10th grade, maybe 11th. She is driving to Florida and wants to stop over on her drive. It's going to be so exciting!
Why don't I end every paragraph with an exclamation point?
Yesterday I went out and bought a new comforter for the guest bed, a thing I can ill afford, because every comforter we own has red dirt on it from dogs and cats.
You know, some people do not have pets. Those people are clean.
Anyway, she gets here at about noon on Saturday. We are grilling chicken and having a salad. Surprised? Then, fortunately for her, Marvin and I were invited to a large potluck dinner party anyway, and the hosts said it was okay if we brought her along, and here is where I need your help.
Marvin and I are part of this supper club, and every month it has a theme. This month's theme is pregnancy cravings, because our hostess is seven months pregnant. So you are supposed to bring things people crave when they are pregnant.
The only things my friend Renee craved were Bubble Yum and Perrier. I cannot bring that. I talked to my friend Lucy from TinyTown yesterday, and she said she craved tomato juice.
Didn't anyone crave ACTUAL FOOD?
So help a sister out. Food cravings that I can make and bring to this party, please. I will be cleaning and checking back all day. And purchasing chicken.
P.S. What about this song for my drag queen contest?
