At my new job, there are not one but two elaborate coffee machines. They make multiple flavors, brands and strengths of coffee, including Starbucks.
Also too, the people in my department got pastries to celebrate my first day. So I am sorry to tell you I had real coffee today and also a chocolate croissant.
Oh, also? At lunchtime? A different restaurant comes in each day of the week with box lunches, that you don't even have to pay cash for; they take it out of your check. If you don't want to eat that, there is a restaurant on the ground floor, with an atrium with a piano, and also an outdoor part with benches and trees and so forth.
Oh, and a gym.
Plus not to mention, we get Friday off this week. And next Monday.
I think I like my new job.
There was one person there whose cubicle was decorated in Hello Kitty and also Edward from Twilight theme. She may become my best friend. The person who sits next to me has a Mastiff, a terrier, and a bunny named Frank.
So far everything is good.
Tomorrow is bagel day. I am going to weigh 659,000 pounds by the end of July.
Oh! And I caught an error today! They told me, "Good catch." They told me I did not find something in the proofreading test, though. "Piece of mind." Kill me. Even when they told me I sat there for a second thinking, "What's wrong with piece of mind?"
Hate self. Stampeded back to Starbucks machine to make self feel better.
Okay, am going now. By the way I was totally overdressed. Every single person had on shorts or jeans and flip-flops. Marvin would have died, what with his vast love of seeing people's feet parts. Nevertheless, I have planned and ironed these outfits for this week, so I am wearing them. Next week I will flip-flop out. With my tones out. Much to the ire of Marvin. And yes, I said "tones" on purpose. Piece of mind.
Talk at you. Did you vote for me today? See what I did? I was just gonna leave that thing at the top of my page. But no. I had to bring it up again. And I wasn't even really funny today. More brag-a-licious. Less amusing. At least you have piece of mind that my day was pretty good.
Oh one more thing! They have hair spray and lotion and mouthwash in the bathroom. How cool is this place?
