Say! Did you jam out to the part where I posted last night? What I enjoy about me is I'm true to my word. My word is gold.
Okay, shut up. I didn't get home till 7:30, and then I got distracted. And then we had a terrible storm and we lost our Internet connection, which basically rendered me useless. It's like I didn't know what to do with my hands. I mean, I wanted to Google "what to do when there's no Internet."
You all seemed to do okay without me, discussing the chicken McNugget lady and the stewardess guy who jumped out the plane and the guy who grew a pea in his lung. When did my blog turn into the Weekly World News?
By the way, I love the stewardess guy. Who I guess I should probably not call a stewardess. You know how he went home and got in bed with his boyfriend before the cops came? Someone at work said, "The only way this story could get better is if his boyfriend was named Trey and they were on the upright and locked position."
Okay you know that's funny.
So I got distracted because (X[ii]) did I mention the ludicrous storm last night that kept booming the whole house and (12) (a) (subsection 14c), Henry and Tallulah got MORE toys.
This is the elephant Talu got. I'm sure my photographer father is not out there constructing a noose or anything, after seeing all these animal-red-eye pics I am about to show you.
Here is the part where she immediately bit off the elephant's ears. An elephant never forgets, Lu. I'm just sayin'.
I was glad she was distracted so that Henry could play with his dangle toy and look at it like a nutty nutbar. It has DETACHABLE dangles so that he can play maniacally with a feather, leather thingies, sparkly metal juzzes, and juzzes is totally a word. It means "cat toy." God. Can I help it you have no vocabulary?
Seriously, if he didn't look insane enough in the last shot, his brain has completely snapped in this one. As he plays with his metal juzzes.
Did I mention Talu was obsessed with her elephant, so she left Henry alone? Did I mention she has Pit Bull in her? Nice expression. Nice devil no-pupil eyes.
So anyway that's where I was and what I was doing. Don't hate me.
I'll send Lu over to bite off your ears.
