In case you were having trouble sleeping, wondering about the election results of which children's book we are going to read for book club, Little Women is beating Are You There God, It's Me Margaret by just a few votes. Those two seem to be the favorites.
No one has voted for Charlotte's Web, which I cannot believe because I thought it was just the best book. I read it, like, 22 times when I was a kid. I do not know why my mother did not worry about me, because once I liked something, I would get obsessed like that. I read the Little House books over and over too.
Also, we lived right near a movie theater that showed second-run movies for cheap, and all summer I would go see Rocky and The Sting over and over. I saw both of those movies maybe 20 times apiece. Don't you think maybe she should have had me tested for OCD or something?
Anyway. I have the day off today. Because clearly I have lucked into The Best Job Ever in the History of Time.
I have big plans. My car seems to be leaking gas or something, because it is losing gas at an alarming rate, so I am taking it into the dealer. I know! I really know how to throw down.
Tomorrow I go to Raleigh to get my hair cut and colored--not at Ulta. I Googled around and found someone who sounds good and have you met me? It is worth it for this peacock to drive an hour for the chance at good hair.
I am meeting some of my blog friends beforehand, which of course I will cover in great detail at some later date.
And no, I do not know if I'm gonna do the Coco Chanel 'do or not. I will of course post photos tomorrow. You know how I am.
Okay, I guess I had better get in the shower and head off to the car place. If I end up trading in my car for a Mini Cooper, I'll be sure to let you know. Or else you will hear about it on the news when they report a middle-aged Greensboro man has repeatedly run his wife over with her new car.