Today sleeping in sun. Curling my tones. Snore a little. Then hear mom say, "Let take Lu to garden."
Lu like garden. Lu say screw sleep in sun. Hop off bed.
Go look at mom.
"Uh-oh, Lu hear us," mom say to dad.
Lu click around after mom. Follow mom into bafroom. Follow mom into bedroom. Put foots on mom lap. Why we not go to park yet? It time to go now? How 'bout now? We go now?
Why mom so cranky?
Finely we get in car. Finely we there at park.
"Let see how long we walk Talu before she get tired out," say mom.
What this tired out?
"It one 29," say mom, who look at that pink square thing she look at all the time. "Let start walk now and see how long she can go."
Mom talk about me? Because Lu can go long time.
LETZ GO!
pullpullpullpullpullpullCOMEON! Daddy go too slowz.
We going or waat?
"It one 45," say mom. "She not slow down one eye-o-ta."
What this eye-o-ta?
We get to what mom call webbing vestabuwll or something, where peoples get marriedz. Mom make me stop and hug wif her and pretend we marryd. Mom stupit. We GIRLZ. It not even legal in this state.
Finely we done bein romantic. Lu pull pull pull through whole garden.
"It two o clok," say mom. "She still not slow down. Let go to Bog Garden."
Come ON Daddee! Comeoncomeoncomeon! BOG GARDEN!
There DUX here!
It sereen here.
HI FISHES! YOU SEREEN IN HERE!? {splish splish splish} TALU HERE TO BE SEREEN WITH YOU!
HI TADPOLES! LU SHAKE IT LIKE POLAROID PICTURE! YOU SEREEN? WHERE YOU AT?
Mom say it two thirty fyve and I look for trouble still. Hey! What that? That butterfly in that picker bush? COME ON!
OW!
Lu hurt eye. Get picker in eye. Mom have 48 fits. Put water in Lu eye. That worst part. Lu FINE. Lu not need water in eye. Lu not need kiss on eye. Mom talk to Lu in high squeak voice. Mom need to grab ladder and get over it.
What next?!!
More streem!
Mom say it almost three and I not tired yet.
Mom say my feets dirtee and I kind of smelly and my eye bleedee.
This best day ever.
Mom wonder why I not tyred yet. Who be tyred on good day like this?
We get in car. We go home.
"We not wear dog out," say mom. Then she fall sleep on couch.
"No we did ent," say daddy. He fall sleep too.
That why Lu blogging.
...Do anyone want to go to park again today?
