Before I begin this week's incredibly important Pieces of Wisdom question, let me remind you that we are doing Christmas good deeds, or should I say HOLIDAY good deeds--sorry--and if you wish to sign up, you may do so on... Read more →
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Before I begin this week's incredibly important Pieces of Wisdom question, let me remind you that we are doing Christmas good deeds, or should I say HOLIDAY good deeds--sorry--and if you wish to sign up, you may do so on... Read more →
07:27 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (65)
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I hope you all enjoyed gathering with your familieses for the Thanksgiving holiday. If you are Americans and not, you know, European communists. I like to call this photo Family. With vodka. We really aren't that drinky of a group.... Read more →
05:08 PM in Faithful Readers | Permalink | Comments (112)
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Here is a post I wrote in November of 2008. The next day I wrote from my high school diary. In all I am lovely and not at all self-centered. I have kept a diary since fifth grade, when my... Read more →
02:46 PM | Permalink | Comments (9)
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I had to dash down and tell you this. We were just having dinner and my Aunt Kathy may have been on glass of wine number two. "You know, my whole life, I never drank," she said dramatically, swirling her... Read more →
06:57 PM in Family | Permalink | Comments (21)
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came back normal! I am normal!!!! Who knew? Read more →
09:53 AM in Health | Permalink | Comments (33)
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Here is a post I wrote in May of 2008. Some of you have said it's your all-time favorite, but I think you're blowing smoke up my arse: I have so many things to tell you. I was thinking about... Read more →
05:44 PM | Permalink | Comments (22)
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Well, my bags are packed. I'm ready to go. Taxi's waitin' outside my door. If by "taxi" you mean my own car. Anyway, here we go, off to my Aunt Kathy's house. Which by the way is not in Michigan,... Read more →
07:16 AM in Family, Travel | Permalink | Comments (50)
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If you were thinking I had an answer about my mammogram you are MISTAKEN. I have to wait wait wait while vultures hang on the trees around me and a strange man with a hood and sickle hangs in my... Read more →
06:46 AM in I am berserk | Permalink | Comments (70)
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Some of us are less worried than others of us about my stupid mammogram. I think we should all be more worried about why Winston is wearing shoes. Read more →
07:19 AM in Health | Permalink | Comments (53)
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By the way, Marvin who? Since he got that car yesterday, which he wanted me to stress to you is BRONZE and not pink, he has been nowhere but under its hood. Right now the BRONZE car is going, "Vroom!... Read more →
02:50 PM in Health | Permalink | Comments (50)
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You know the part where I have a puppy? And yes, half this picture IS some kind of odd color, and dude, I do not know what to tell you about this camera battery other than it is bad all... Read more →
05:36 PM in I am berserk | Permalink | Comments (29)
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Often, people say to me, "Have you read that Hyperbole and a Half"? and I am all, "No" because I am completely self-centered and why would I want to read another blog? Besides, I love Miss Doxie even though she... Read more →
07:34 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (76)
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Today is Marvin's birthday. He is 14. Here he is about to open his gifts. That's my coffee, of course. "what dis birfday? never herd. edsel not have birfdays. r you sure there is rully such a thing?" In other... Read more →
07:33 AM in Current Affairs, Marvin | Permalink | Comments (67)
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It's Wednesday, and it's once again time for Pieces of Wisdom. This week we all took the enneagram test, so we could get a little insight into the frighteningness that is our personality over here at Bye Bye, Pie. Yes,... Read more →
06:10 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (82)
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I interrupt this Pieces of Wisdom to say KATE MIDDLETON ROCKS THE HOUSE! Read more →
09:49 AM | Permalink | Comments (50)
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In case you don't read the comments, I'd like you to just go back to yesterday's post and casually peruse it, and ask yourself, How in the Sam Holy Hill did that relatively benign post result in 114 comments on... Read more →
07:43 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (195)
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Today is the day my Tea Partier/Dog Walker is going to clean my disgusting house! Oh, what a red-letter day. I think it took as much time for me to prepare for her as it would have to, you know,... Read more →
07:42 AM in Friends | Permalink | Comments (114)
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but I have rented all of season five of The L Word, which I somehow never got to see. I have to go be a lesbian for the day and cannot blog. Not that lesbians do not blog. Oooo, that... Read more →
09:26 AM in Television | Permalink | Comments (36)
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I have no real plans this weekend and it is lovely. It is also convenient, since yesterday I went to bed at 6:15 p.m. I would have been a lot of fun had I had anywhere to go. Today The... Read more →
09:09 AM in Friends | Permalink | Comments (54)
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Last night I was working late, you know, at work, and they told me there was just one more paragraph coming for me to look at and once I looked at that everyone else could do all the things they... Read more →
07:29 AM in My pets | Permalink | Comments (47)
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I know what Edsel is! I know I know I know!!!!!! Read more →
09:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (18)
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I have said it in the comments. I have said it on Facebook. I have replied to your 202484010 emails. Other than going to each of your houses and having coffee with you to discuss, I do not know what... Read more →
08:01 AM in My pets, Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (63)
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It's Wednesday, which means only one thing. Yes, only ONE. It's Pieces of Wisdom day, and this Wednesday we are covering the deep and sophisticated scents you all wore in high school. Couldn't I have picked a day that wasn't... Read more →
07:18 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (82)
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I know I've been obsessed with YouTube lately, but please. You are gonna die. This commercial for Aviance perfume (Marvin asked, "Was it fancy perfume?" Yeah, no.) was on 79 times a day. My friend Beth and I used to... Read more →
07:45 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (175)
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I just remembered that I forgot to ever tell you about our trip to Savannah, which I realize we took 11 hundred weeks ago. I also remembered that I told this woman at work that I'd help her write a... Read more →
06:13 AM in Photo essays, Travel | Permalink | Comments (78)
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Boy, am I hung over. Here we are, gettin' our drink on before the party. Also too, Marvin mentioned that I was kind of boobin' out and I can see from this photo that yes. Yes, I was. I did... Read more →
10:52 AM in Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (29)
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Marvin and I are going to a party tonight, and here is how effing old we are. The other day I said, "My coworker (who is 27) is having a party Friday. Do you want to go?" "Oh crap! I... Read more →
06:15 AM in Friends | Permalink | Comments (110)
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I don't understand why the dogs must wrestle RIGHT UNDER ME. As I type you, my stupid CHAIR keeps being jostled and it is annoying. But that is not why I gathered you all here today. I gathered you all... Read more →
08:00 AM in I am berserk | Permalink | Comments (93)
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It's Wednesday, and time for another chilling edition of Pieces of Wisdom. Yesterday I asked you who you would, you know, get down on it with in the celebrity world if you had the chance. Turns out? Many of my... Read more →
06:18 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (91)
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Marvin gets up two hours before I do. Tallulah stays right in bed with me, with her head on my neck, as she is not a morning person. Edsel, however, bounds right up and begins following Marvin like he's interesting.... Read more →
07:34 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (213)
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