Often, people say to me, "Have you read that Hyperbole and a Half"? and I am all, "No" because I am completely self-centered and why would I want to read another blog? Besides, I love Miss Doxie even though she hasn't written for over a year.
Yesterday at work, a 64-year-old coworker who doesn't even READ blogs sent me a link to Hyperbole and a Half because in this particular post she talks about her dogs and all I have to say to y'all all is goodbye. This person is so effing funny you are going to (a) pee your leg and (12) leave me in a trail of something.
I sent it to Marvin, and all night during his birthday dinner, he kept QUOTING this woman's blog. And giggling. And quoting another thing. Then he asked if I had seen her picture and looked ashamed. Because apparently she is also CUTE.
He might as well have hired a lap dance during dinner.
Also too, similarly funny Mrs. Oh has taken the engagement picture of my personal friends William and Kate and put the faces of Marvin and me in there. I look good with that body. News flash!
So go read those things. It was nice knowing you.
