Oh, thank all that is holy and merciful: I just checked my cash sitchyachun, and my two Unemployment checks were put in my account overnight and I am RICH again! Yay!
What a relief. At least they act quickly once you talk to them. And they're always pleasant. You'd think they might be, you know, cranky. Considering who they're dealing with all day. Tense unemployed people. But they are always nice.
In other news, here is Edsel:
why dis gras in such bad shaype, mom? why it not perfect like you uncle jym's gras? why you not inherit his perfect gras technique? why you show edsul you middle finger?
I realize showing you a photo of Edsel is not really news, per se, as I show you photos of him 9 million times a week, but my point is, a few weeks back, Edsel was lucky enough to receive a lovely collar FROM AUSTRALIA. For heaven's sake.
why edsul get giffs from other side of wurld? mom blog not that interstin.
The thing was, when he first got it, it was way big, but I loved it so much I put it on him anyway. Then every 10 seconds, I would say, "Grow your neck, Edsel!" which I'm sure isn't annoying to hear. Or anything.
But I was looking at him this week, and that collar seemed less slippy. And I realized I hadn't weighed him in awhile. Do you know our Edsel has gained four puppy pounds in the last few weeks? I thought he was stuck at 38 measly pounds for the rest of time. He is taller and longer than Tallulah and weighs way less.
that fassnating news. it becase edsul kwite skinny. have nothing to do with talu waite. talu perfect proportion. talu hips SUPPOSED to be like dis. her breed famus for dees hips. ...lu embrase her curbs. okay?
#%@& litewaits. both a ya. you wanna eatin' contest? i'll give ya a eatin' contest.
All right. I must go. I am getting a statistics textbook today that I must proofread, so I have to go to Office Depot and get some White-Out pens. I know! The excitement never stops, over here.
Last night Forgetting Sarah Marshall was on TV and I have never seen it. No one ever told me that movie was hilarious. I am certain it would be funnier if it weren't edited to bits. Every time they said "asshole" it got changed to "rascal." "You're such a rascal!" All of a sudden everyone was 86 years old.
Okay, this rashole is out of here.
