Bye Bye, Pie!

WWKLD?

So, what did y'all all do this weekend? I vacillated between crushing depression and watching Khloe and Lamar. Can anyone tell me why I am remotely interested in what happens to Khloe Kardashian? And yet there I am. Also? Lamar... Read more →

Roger goes a-visiting

I think I'm in my angry phase. Yesterday I felt very bitter and unloved, and if I were in the movie Arthur, Hobson would have taken off my racing helmet and slapped me. I was mad at Marvin, and at... Read more →

Kitten violence

andersun kill u! rodgder byte yer hed off! you go hell, stupit kidden! no YUph go hellph. grrrr. grrrrr! kill you and all kidden partz! SHOW U MY TEEFS! THEY FANGY...EVENTUALLY! okaa. we dun killin'. In the parts of the... Read more →

Don't bug me

Yesterday that giant scorpion returned. And I do not mean my old boyfriend who was born in November. BAH. A few weeks ago, Tallulah chased some enormous...creature under the corner cabinet, and it was dark in the dining room, so... Read more →

Bear with me

Last night in a phone call with my Pal from MA, she said, "HELLO CLITORIS!" and this woman walking past her waved. See, you don't even need to know the context of what we were discussing, because hello. She was... Read more →

Rushin', so no time to tell you about my Russian

I have to go to work early today, of all days. But (a) Roger loves him. LOVES. (2) Does everyone have fleas now? Cause that's gonna cost me. (14) Do you like the name Pavlov, Sputnik or Stanford Blatch? I... Read more →

Pieces of Wisdom: Your Family Secrets Spilled

we gots no secrets. all we do is shed on cowch. that no secret. Yesterday I asked you to reveal your funny family stories and you all came out in droves. Which leads me to wonder if any of your... Read more →

Pieces of Wisdom: Your Dumb Family

My uncle emailed me this weekend to tell me a little story. It seems he and my Aunt Kathy used to live next door to this guy named Dick, who had a bronze car. They were out in a crowded... Read more →

wE haVe GUd daY. byy Talu anN EDSel.

i think we going somewhere fun, edsul. i dont no. edsul scare bak here. oh stop being skare of everytheeng. this gonna be rully rully good, Lu can tell. Beside, mom said it was gunna be fun playse. no. not... Read more →

June is up now

Hi! It's 5:11 a.m. and I'm up! I got another hideous migraine yesterday, which resulted in me going to bed at 5 p.m. Nice. S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y...NIGHT! I went to the farmers market with my friend The Other June yesterday and got... Read more →

In which June further proves it is good she did not have kids

Yesterday was a stupid day. First, I got up and played with Roger for awhile, while the dogs were outside. I was throwing his mouse down the hall and suddenly remembered how Henry used to fetch his pink mice for... Read more →

Bridge lifter and a burrito kitty

Last night I got home from work to find this: oh! it five o'clock alreadys? rodgder just...trying catch snowflakes. or being supriize. yes. rodgder practice suprise face. He had rolled himself up in the blanket I had sloppily left on... Read more →

Itch, itch. The itch is back.

Last night I was enjoying the overcast spring night that is the South in May. I was walking the hounds, as I am wont to do. The Hounds of Bastardville. Old Digger and Dugger, there, for all your grave extermination... Read more →

June has to dash. But not to Dash, that the Kardashians own

I worked late last night and then I went out, rocking out with my O'Doul's out, and now I gots no time to blog. I will give you an obligatory blurry Roger picture. I think it's good I did not... Read more →

RIP. Not so much.

My weekend? Pretty good, other than when the dogs dug up my dead cat. Yours? I KNOW. How ludicrous is my life? How ludicrous is poor Frannie's death? He never did like those dogs. Guess who got the last laugh... Read more →

Yeah, so...

I never said I was not berserk. why lu gardin' another kidden? this gonna happen all lu's life? wat you mean, yess? plees to not choowk new kidden. bersserk laydee. This is Roger Sterling. I know. Shut up. I spent... Read more →

Wreaking havoc at the Rainbow Bridge

Thank you all for writing me about Francis. My Aunt Kathy called me, sobbing, because she read all the comments you left and she thought it was so nice how you all gathered around and offered support. Plus also, my... Read more →

Francis Carport

August 30, 1997-May 13, 2011. Read more →

Maybe my life is TOO MUCH about the pets. You think? (aka And that's the song of my petttts)

I'm writing this Thursday night, because I have to get up early Friday to take Francis for an ultrasound. Maybe he'll lie on his back and we'll hold paws like couples do on Lifetime when the woman is pregnant. Do... Read more →

Satellite of Love

So I went to the Office Depot, there, to get more batteries, because Edsel ate the remote control and he chewed up the batteries, as he is a GIANT ASS, and I was hoping new batteries would be all that... Read more →

Pieces of Wisdom Wednesday: Let me be perfectly clear. And stuff like that.

Oh, I love it when we explore our crabby sides. Yesterday I asked all y'all to mention the petty things that bug you, and it is a shame you hardly had any. I was on the phone (let me put... Read more →

Pieces of Wisdom: Tom Petty

Marvin came over Monday afternoon to take Tallulah to the vet, just to ensure nothing dreadful was happening on her innards--her tough, no-nonsense Pit Bull innards--after having been slammed into with a Volkswagen Bug and all. She had been walking... Read more →

Time won't give me time

When Marvin left, he took the clock in the kitchen because it belonged to his grandmother. In fact, if you looked really carefully you could see teensy flecks of dough in the ceramic squares, and I am not making this... Read more →

June gets picky

I'm up. It's 7:30 a.m. on a Sunday. Apparently I am easily trainable, like a German shepherd. I do have a lot of German in me. So to speak. But one week of getting up at 7:00 and whooo! here... Read more →

Return of the Shedi

Guess who came back!? At 4:47 in the morning. As you do. lu 'posed to feel gilty? lu feel fine. also, already messed up bed to make commfee nest. okaa? Yesterday at lunch I drove out to the shelter and... Read more →

Update

She is still gone. I have put out flyers (did I already say that?), and put an ad on Craigslist (I said she was part Pit. No one wants to keep a Pit, right?), and called in the info to... Read more →

Horrible

Tallulah got out and she got hit by a car. She took off and I can't find her. I have called the emergency vets to see if anyone has brought her in but no one has. I even went into... Read more →

June in the trenches

Today I am wearing a gray shirt with a gray and clear necklace and I cannot get enough of myself in it, but for some reason the web camera is now refusing to come on and why must everything break?... Read more →

Oops. Forgot to put a title here. Let's call it My Chubby Cousin

Look! I'm home for lunch. What I like about this picture is you can see my Barry Gibb photo on the fridge in the background. Okay, I did not PRINT OUT a picture of Barry Gibb and put it on... Read more →

Crawly things

I was trying to take a photo of how much more appropriately necklaced I was today, but the picture I took with my camera phone looks like I have a mustache. Seriously. What's going on, there? Is that a 'stache,... Read more →

June works hard for the $

I am home from my first day at work. Please note that I am typing this at twenty to 6:00, and I have let the dogs out, talked on the phone, changed clothes and put in an Amy's Burrito to... Read more →