I will blog at you tonight when I get home after my first day, and if you know me in real life, be sure to call me and ask how my first day was, because I won't be super-drained or anything.
But really? A mansion? He was in a mansion all this time? Didn't we all think he was in a cave? I was kind of fine as long as he was kind of roughing it in a cave. Was he watching The Hangover on Netflix? This annoys me.
Who was putting him up? Did that yahoo get killed too?
Was he ordering in? Did the Chinese delivery guy wonder if it was THE Osama getting the steamed pork every week?
The whole thing is fascinating and now I have to go to work in my new work outfit which includes Jessica Simpson shoes, and I am sorry, girlfriend makes her some cute shoes.
Was he watching QVC? Did he ever see any Jessica Simpson shoes?
A mansion. Hmpf.
