At 2:00 p.m. today, my marriage will be over. I mean, it's been over for some time, but, you know. Legally.
I am sad that I failed. I didn't do so badly, though, marrying Marvin. I will always be glad I married him. Even though it's done, and I accept and even welcome that it's done, I think Marvin will always be in my life.
Thank you for marrying me, Marvin.
XO,
The old ball and chain.
