I saw that headline once in the Weekly World News and I spit up. Migraine today. Talk like Indian. Sorry. Talk like Native American. Ned and I made up. We made up about four hours after I blogged yesterday, but... Read more →
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I saw that headline once in the Weekly World News and I spit up. Migraine today. Talk like Indian. Sorry. Talk like Native American. Ned and I made up. We made up about four hours after I blogged yesterday, but... Read more →
08:56 AM in ...friend/Ned | Permalink | Comments (111)
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Angry with Ned. Jump-off-my-chair-and-beat-him-like-I'm-on-the-Maury-Povitch-show mad. Will talk to you tomorrow. Read more →
07:52 AM in ...friend/Ned | Permalink | Comments (223)
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I just thought of that line from Fried Green Tomatoes and I like it. In reality I am taking zero hormones. In the immortal words of my grandfather, "How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her." Hello! I plan... Read more →
07:57 AM in Beauty products, Hair | Permalink | Comments (239)
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I thought I'd tell you about my day yesterday, as supposedly that's what this blog is about and I really don't often just recap a day. Mostly because that sounds boring. As opposed to The Riveting that is this blog.... Read more →
08:12 AM in Not Grace Kelly | Permalink | Comments (154)
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I just got home from Michigan, and man, what a short, fun ride THAT is, but the good news is Ned and I still like each other. Which, you know. Twenty-six hours in the car with somebody, plus the whole... Read more →
10:06 PM in ...friend/Ned, Family, Friends, Photo essays | Permalink | Comments (96)
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That's what just came on, and Ned said, "Good song!" Wow. Ned is lucky he can kiss. Sent from my cracked, haggard iPhone Read more →
04:20 PM | Permalink | Comments (15)
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Sadly for Ned, what he mostly saw of my home town yesterday was the inside of a bar. And that bar was the Scottish ridiculous Inn. I am unsure if they've officially added the "ridiculous" portion to their name, but... Read more →
11:02 AM in ...friend/Ned, Friends | Permalink | Comments (48)
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I hope you're holding on to your seats. because my mother got a NEW COMPUTER and I do not have the usual, "The 1812 Overture called. Wants its computer back" joke that I normally have for you when I am... Read more →
09:00 AM in ...friend/Ned, Family | Permalink | Comments (33)
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Remember to send me your pictures today! Sent from my cracked, haggard iPhone Read more →
11:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (30)
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Can you please tell me what I forgot to pack? Because you know I forgot some such nonsense, as I always do. Usually I get to my destination and I'm all, "Oh, I forgot pants!" Then I walk around like... Read more →
08:54 AM in ...friend/Ned, Film, Food and Drink, Friends, Music | Permalink | Comments (80)
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By the end of yesterday, I hated everything and my dogs feared me. we skare When we last left each other, kissing at the train station--and thanks for running along the length of the depot, there, while I pulled away--I... Read more →
08:13 AM in I hate everything | Permalink | Comments (95)
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Sadly, I have a deadline to meet before I go to work today (dudes, I KNOW) (can you DIE from proofreading?), so I leave you with a simple question. Who is worse, people who think they're smart but really aren't,... Read more →
07:32 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (85)
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This is the first chance I've had to talk to you all weekend, as I have been work work working, then Ned-ing. When he came to get me at NINE-THIRTY last night, because I wasn't done slaving till then, I... Read more →
01:20 PM in ...friend/Ned, Not Grace Kelly | Permalink | Comments (32)
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Thanks, everyone, for all your what-makes-life-worth-living comments yesterday. I guess for me it'd have to include: Kittens, of course. Puppies, of course. Adult dogs and cats and also leopards which I wish to kiss on the head not to mention... Read more →
08:01 AM in Faithful Readers, Family, Friends, My pets, Uncle Jim | Permalink | Comments (176)
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Once again I gots no time to blog. Today I have to scream over to Der Vagen Haus, or maybe it's Wagen Haus, whichever, to get my car fixed. One good thing about working ALL THE TIME is I can... Read more →
07:32 AM in Pieces of Wisdom | Permalink | Comments (163)
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I love this song. I have to run to the doctor to see how my plantar fasciitis is doing, or Plantation Fascist, as my coworker The Poet would call it. I guess I cannot literally run there, seeing as I... Read more →
08:37 AM in Film, Music | Permalink | Comments (133)
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Before I forget, because you know how I am and I know I STILL owe someone Abraham Lincoln band-aids and I have no idea who, I wanted to announce that we're gonna do the "send-me-a-picture-from-your-Thanksgiving" thing again, even though it... Read more →
08:00 AM in Photo essays | Permalink | Comments (147)
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I told you a few days ago I'd show you the emails Ned and I exchanged when I first picked him up online early this year. I was on a site called OK Cupid, which if you're in the market... Read more →
07:01 AM in ...friend/Ned | Permalink | Comments (130)
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So, my friend TinaDoris had tickets to the football game, and she IMd me at work. (Dear Work, Usually TinaDoris and I keep our noses to the grindstone. Love, June. Worky June.) "Would Ned want tickets to the NC State... Read more →
12:52 PM in ...friend/Ned, Sports | Permalink | Comments (38)
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You've heard it here a million times. Can't blog, cause I'm going to a football game. Wow. What're YOU doing this weekend to show your deep and abiding love for someone? Read more →
11:01 AM in ...friend/Ned | Permalink | Comments (62)
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I wish I could tell you all the things I wish to today, but I have to work before I go to work, then after work Ima do some work. I haven't even TOUCHED my Polish stuff, which is not... Read more →
07:36 AM in Health, Sports | Permalink | Comments (126)
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Last night, Ned and I discussed whether Wilona on Good Times was the first female promiscuous neighbor. I mean, you had Mr. Bentley and you had Larry on Three's Company. They were always coming home and talking about their dates.... Read more →
08:00 AM in ...friend/Ned, Television | Permalink | Comments (87)
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I totally used that line LAST time I redesigned my blog. Anyway, you like it? I'm still playing with the wallpaper, but I love the banner. The other day in the comments I mentioned how my last design had been... Read more →
08:06 AM in Weblogs | Permalink | Comments (95)
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I woke up before the stupid alarm went off and thought I was late because the sun was up. Stupid daylight savings. WHY do we have to have it, again? Wasn't it when we were all farmers that we needed... Read more →
07:59 AM in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (126)
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Hellooooooo! In my mind, I just said that like Mrs. Doubtfire. Oh my GOD, you can find ANYTHING onYouTube. First of all, I want to say THANK YOU to the person who...did the nice thing for me Friday afternoon. I... Read more →
12:03 PM in ...friend/Ned, Health, June can't keep a man | Permalink | Comments (42)
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Friday is my first day of having to be at work at 8:30, as opposed to the luxurious noon start time I had. So I'm writing this Thursday night at 9:00 p.m. I came home at 5:00, worked on freelance... Read more →
09:13 PM in Hulk's sex life | Permalink | Comments (96)
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You know, I haven't had a full-time job since January 31 of this year. Have you noticed that? Have you wondered how the Sam Hill I am getting by? Me, too. And I'll TELL you how--barely. I've given up luxuries... Read more →
11:25 AM in Money | Permalink | Comments (50)
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