I saw that headline once in the Weekly World News and I spit up.
Migraine today. Talk like Indian. Sorry. Talk like Native American.
Ned and I made up. We made up about four hours after I blogged yesterday, but I enjoyed reading all your theories. Could you have all been more dramatic? HE'S CHEATING! HE'S A WOMAN! HE BEAT HERRRRRR! He beat her with IRIS!!!!!!!!
It was 1/3030304004th that exciting, really.
Okay, going. Dragged self to work and there is nothing to do so am so glad did so. Indian talk again. Ungowa.
Hair Big as Mountain make up with He Who Beat Woman with Cat. Hair Big as Mountain offend entire community of Native peoples. Hair Big as Mountain Suck Ass. Hair Big as Mountain fire for blog at fake work. Hair Big as Mountain seem to segue into pet speak.
Oh, my head.