Like I could really NOT put this song up today. Like every yahoo on God's going-out-of-business planet isn't putting this up on their blog or Facebook or your fancy modern Twitter.
Are you still there? Did the world end yet?
I've been spending my last morning looking for my goddamn slipper. Guess whose last morning it is no matter WHAT happens today?
it could tote be catz, mom. mom discrimnate.
Don't even talk to me about that FLOOR. This floor drives me berserk. I KNOW!
In other news, Debb at work wore the worst necklace ever invented yesterday.
I should have gotten a side view so you could see how long his snout sticks out. She could impale someone with that thing.
Also, while we're on the subject of Christmas, and what's Christmassy-er than marrow, Faithful Reader Letha sent gifts for the pets and me.
From the second I got out this stocking filled with cat toys, Iris has been OBSESSED. There are these feathers? With bells on the end? She has removed EACH ONE and dashed off to her lair in the cat condo. Then she decided that wasn't safe enough, so she hid some behind the wing-back chair in the back room, as well.
My poor cats get to keep toys for about a day before the dogs take them, so I'm glad she thought this through.
Anyway, thanks FR Letha, and also thanks to my pal Dot who sent fudge, and readers who sent cards and so on.
I am trying to stay Christmassy, but it's hard this year. I am so ding and also dang broke and it's really getting to me. I mean, every time I get any work, it goes into the HOLE that's been created by being unemployed all year. And two pets having surgery this year. And ME having surgery this year. And did I mention the engine malfunction light is on in my car? It feels like I'll never get out of this. Plus, I never intended to be paying this mortgage by myself. And I'm upside-down on this house, as is everyone on the planet.
Fortunately, the world is going to end today, so.
And yeah, when IS that, because do I have to get ready for fake work, or how does that go?
I really should go get ready so I can be pretty when the sun explodes, but I wanted to tell you first that last night Ned took me to see A Christmas Story, which I've never seen before, and which he likes, and oh! That was cute! I figured I'd like it. No one ever told me the mom from Close Encounters was on it.
Look right there, it's the shape of a square!
You're welcome.
Hey, are we still here? World end yet?
Darn, that's the end.
P.S. Look! It's not the end yet! I wanted to remind you that if you did a good deed, be sure to post it in my comments on this post.
