Of course you knew I'd be running late today, what with the Ned-ding, right? Fortunately, I do have visual aids for you today.
Oh, not that, you perv.
Yesterday I was in here meditating
and please note this is not really while I'm meditating, because what kind of an asshole photographs herself during meditation? I would. This asshole would. But this here is a reinactment. The point is, I was REALLY meditating and opened my eyes for a second and noticed everyone else was meditating, too.
Ommmzez.
Meommmm.
But then I got so obsessed with how cute Iris is, that I forgot to meditate and just took pictures of her instead. And guess who quickly got over me. (That note she's sleeping on? My doctor quit. Yes, really.)
wy you bug eyeriss?
not to bug. pry vasee pleese.
eyeriss go pit on mom azz.
So, in conclusion, did not really get much meditating done, but the important thing is my pets are cute.
I have to go get ready for work, but in a blatant act of self-promotion, go read today's Purple Clover column that I wrote. It's about my tattoos.
Paintedly, June
