Bye Bye, Pie!

Extra-spooky Freaky Friday because it's Easter. Or something.

Boo! Are you horrified? Do I do that every year? I think I do. The point is, it's St. Patrick's Day and we're all getting ready to cut turkey with our families and spin a dreidel. Speaking of which... I... Read more →

Stabbing and raping pumpkins is a really weird tradition, if you mull it over any

For breakfast, I'm having Ned's pumpkin flax granola with plain yogurt. Who the hell have I become? Speaking of pumpkins and Ned, yesterday we schlepped out after work and be-pumpkined ourselves. "Go pose by the scarecrow," I said to Ned,... Read more →

Political June. Speaking of which, if Kay Hagan bugs me one more time I'm voting for that Republican.

I'm in the "office," aka my girl room, and I just heard Ned get out of the shower. I know all you pervs who can't get off Ned want that detail, so there it is. Actually, now I'M thinking of... Read more →

June blogs from her laptop. Not literally. My thighs don't have a keyboard embedded.

What's sad is I can't actually see from my head to my lap, so for all I know I'm typing "puppies are assholes" right now. "Grandmas suck." So, last night Ned saved my life, which was considerate of him. For... Read more →

June blogs from her phone

Well, now my keyboard has stopped working altogether. Previous to this it just wouldn't type a capital U, or even a small U unless I pressed it 50 times. Am annoyed. I guess I'll have to get that fixed before... Read more →

The one where June offends everyone

Ned's mom will be here soon, so tomorrow I will write you about what we did all weekend, but I did wanna tell you about the creepy guy next door. This neighborhood is pretty nice, and the houses are all... Read more →

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

Poochie and I were looking at the local animal shelter's Facebook page, because for us that's porn. This particular Facebook page has, like, professional head shots of all the dogs and cats, and we were window shopping, as it were,... Read more →

All work and no play make June a dull girl

Ned is back--yay!!--from his work trip, and I like how I went from being someone who lived alone for three and a half years to being scared at night without him in only three weeks. When I got home, he... Read more →

Static

I have a pre-aura right now, which is a migraine thing, and what it means is the screen in front of me is barely visible and what I see instead is a bunch of wiggly lines, kind of like static... Read more →

The one where June hates everything

I had a migraine yesterday, and also I hate everything. There was a wall? In my hallway? At my old house, the one I own? And I noticed the baseboards were all of a sudden a little, oh, squishy, and... Read more →

The one where June gets right to the point

If you had the world's cutest roommate, you wouldn't blog, either. Besides, it was an adventure-packed weekend, although not in an Indiana Jones kind of a way. On Friday, after outrunning a large boulder, I joined about 17 of the... Read more →

Inch-of-my-life Freaky Friday

I'm running late of course again today, and really Nedding takes up a lot of my time. It's my new hobby. It's not a bad hobby as those things go, but I feel like knitting would not distract me till... Read more →

Yeah, no

Ned and I went to Winston-Salem last night and saw a band play. This guy I briefly dated, who I've stayed friends with, was there, and put us on the list like we're important. The point is, I stayed out... Read more →

As perfectly as possible

I just paid off my car. Just now. Eight seconds ago. And I was so excited to do it, then of course the computer was crawling and it took forever. I like how I've gone, in the last five years,... Read more →

Quandries

I HATE the new bathroom rug, in case you've been mulling it over during your tea time. "I wonder how June's liking that new bathroom rug?" Answer: I do not. It's too fluffy and it never gets dry, which someone... Read more →

The one where nothing's ready

Other than the sad state of my urinary tract, living with Ned has been pretty delightful. In the morning, he is my alarm, as he gets up before I do, and by the time he wakes me, the pets have... Read more →

Maybe it's been TOO much fun living with Ned

Dammit. Read more →

I've been looking so long at these pictures of you. And your minty rope.

I found two CDs with my initials on them, and seeing as I haven't released a CD in ages, and should really get on that live album, I was intrigued. It was a whole mess of pictures from five or... Read more →

Freaky Fleeta Friday

I keep forgetting to tell you something cool. You know my coworker, who when I talk about her on this blog I call Fleeta, and I came up with that name using the random name generator? And we were all,... Read more →

June brings good things to life

I only have 10 minutes while my root dye sets in--I'm trying to do things like my own roots to save money since this move. Although we'll be RICH soon, because we're saving so much living here together, at first... Read more →

June and Grey Gardens

Look what I did! I set up my computer yesterday, because I am a computer gooo rooo. It only took 53 minutes of talking to someone in India who put "you know" in every sentence. "Now to check your, you... Read more →

Relatively normal folk

It's a beautiful, sunny, cool Sunday afternoon, and I'm sitting in my empty workplace with the blinds pulled, writing this post because my computer STILL IS NOT SET UP OH MY GOD OUR LIVES ARE CHAOS. However, I did want... Read more →

My roommate is cute

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I hate Typepad

Testing to see if this goes through. Sent from my iPhone Read more →

Cat introductions

Here's how it's gone so far. NedKitty: hssssssssssss Iris: hsssssssssss NedKitty: hsssssssssss Lily: ?? Sent from my iPhone Read more →

By the way, I've posted TWICE from my phone yesterday and they never showed up here.

The kitchen's done! We're gonna leave it exactly like this forever. It's sort of a hoarder look. At work. Have to go. Tell more later. Read more →