It is almost 10 o'clock at night and I'm at work, still. I'll be here forever, I am not even kidding you, so I decided to tally and report your answers from the personality test I gave you while I'm waiting for more work to come.
So, if you weren't here yesterday, I gave a personality test. Go look at yesterday's post where I link to the damn test three freaking times. Say, did I mention my sparkling mood because I'm on hour 14 of work with no end in sight?
The point is, there are nine different personalities you could have.
The test also tells you what wings you are, apparently, which I guess is like having a rising sign or something. Right now I'm bitchy with an exhausted rising sign. I wonder if this post will even make sense?
I did not record what your damn wings were. I did, however, figure out how many of you were which personality minus your wings. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. Did I mention I wonder if this whole post is even gonna make sense?
My coworker who is also here all night took these nice shots. We aren't punchy at all. No, sir. Here are the nine personalities and the results from our taking the test.
Type 1: The Reformer, the Idealist. 3% of you were this type. The reformer is principled, perfectionistic, self-controlled. Guess what type I am not.
Type 2: The Helper, the Advocate. 15% of you were this type. Demonstrative, generous, people-pleasing.
The other stupid thing about this personality test is that each type had, like, 107 names for it. But as I said, there are nine personalities, and you should've gotten a number for your type, like you're a number two. heheheheheheheee. Hey, guess who is tired? So even though there are 47 names for number two, you're still nmber two. Every time I say that I giggle more.
Oh, and that's my tenant in the above photo, who also works here, and is also here all night. That's a piece of leftover bread I had from when they gave us dinner. What a helper I am.
Type 3: The Achiever, The Professional. 4% of you were type 3. Success-oriented, pragmatic, driven, image-conscious. Guess what type I also am not.
Type 4: The Bohemian, The Individualist. 13% of you were this type. Expressive, dramatic, self-absorbed, tempermental. Say, GUESS WHICH TYPE I AM!
Type 5: The Investigator, The Iconoclast. 11% of you were this type. Perceptive, innovative, secretive.
In case you're wondering, Did June love herself while she thought up these poses? The answer is yes. So much, yes.
Type 6: The Loyal Friend, The Loyal Skeptic, The Defender. A shocking 36% of you were this type. I wonder if it's because you're loyal. "Well, here I am again. Gotta read this blog. Cause I'm loyal." You know, my tenant and I look like a tarot card in this one. The bread one, too.
Anyway, this type is committed, security-oriented, engaging, responsible, and anxious.
Calm down.
Type 7: The Enthusiast. 4% of you were this type, including Ned. This type is busy, fun-loving, scattered.
Type 8: The Challenger, The Bear. Only 2% of you were this type, including my mother. You have to admit my tenant is really good at the mugging for the camera. Also, this is just the kind of landlady I am.
Type 8 is powerful, dominating, willful and confrontational. Go, mom. Now she's gonna yell at me.
Type 9: The Peacemaker, The Dreamer, The Referee. 12% of you. This type is easygoing, self-effacing, and agreeable. I hope the owner of these flowers I stole off her desk to take this shot is a Type 9.
So there you have it! Your personality types revealed! Say, did I mention I'm still at work? And that it's the middle of the night? And that I'm tired? Why don't you Helpers come down here and work with me?
Dramatically,
June