Bye Bye, Pie!

If I kin hep ya

I don't want you to get too excited, and I realize you still have to concentrate on your families and jobs and so on, but I have an exciting update: I'm trying new deodorant. I KNOW! I ran out of... Read more →

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You know my grandmother, the one I'm turning into? Today would be her 93rd birthday. And two days ago, it was her 70th wedding anniversary. I got married two days after my birthday. I never noticed that before, our whole... Read more →

Darn work thing

I did the thing again, where I mentioned a work detail I probably should not have. Just noticed it and deleted post in panic! Will talk to you tomorrow! Read more →

In which June does not forget to add a senior picture

I bought a new yogurt this weekend; it has flax and pumpkin seeds and Lionel Ritchie and I don't know what all in it.It's a very busy yogurt. This yogurt also informs me that it's gluten-free, and guess what I... Read more →

June strikes her own fancy

On Saturday, I decided to take myself out for a drive to see color, and not men of color as I did Friday, but rather reds and yellows. And I mean leaves. I'm not dating the Wee Pals all of... Read more →

Still got it. Sort of.

You know, I lived here at Kayeeee's for three weeks with no dogs or cats, and the whole time I've been saying, "Truthfully, it's delightful!" And it has been. I think this is the longest I've lived without a pet,... Read more →

Dog is my co-pilot

Guess who's coming to dinner. Yesterday, after work, I went to my old house and gathered up my chilluns. How much do you hate me for calling them my chilluns? All of a sudden I'm Mammy, over here. But I... Read more →

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt. Plus, hot soap.

One of my coworkers has a football at his desk, as though he were OJ Simpson or...some other football player such as Jim Namath. Because they were famous for having footballs on their desks. It's on a little stand--not my... Read more →

Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong

Today I have my phone, my computer is charged, and? No photos to show you. I took zero photos yesterday. So I'll show you a picture of Tallulah dead in the bushes from when I dog-sat last week. Poor dead... Read more →

June Google Effings It

I forgot my DING-DANG phone at work. My chargers are stupidly packed away, so I have stolen this one guy at work's fine Arab charger while he's in Japan or Tokyo or something. Are those the same place? Anyway, it's... Read more →

June, actually

I'm sitting in what I'm pretty sure was the cat bed at Kaye's house. I would take a picture of it for you, but I'm speaking into my phone, and TypePad won't let me send you pictures on my blog... Read more →

Sick of self

Once again, the laptop ran out of batteries, and please note the "ran out of batteries" part, so no one has to run out and buy me a new computer. I ran out of batteries trying to watch eternal sunshine... Read more →

She wants to TALK, June said, like that was the worst thing on earth.

The controversial paper towels. I cannot believe how long you people can discuss a thing, in the comments. Anyway, here are the pretty paper towels Ned bought to seduce the ladies, and it's workin' on ME anyway, because every spill... Read more →

June writes you from her old house

Well, THIS was a mistake. Say, June, why don't you come back to the house you shared with Ned? That won't make you despondent or anything. Good gravy. "I'm here, the animals are fine, I wish to jump to my... Read more →

JuneHair

Ned sent me this picture of Lily last night. When NedKitty disappears behind this curtain, she's a regular Wizard of Oz, so hide-y is she. Lily doesn't quite have the hide-all-your-parts part fleshed out. that not true. yu not see... Read more →

I ain't no challah-back girl

There was a blog I used to read where the writer would get up really early and head to her studio that her rich husband set up for her, so she could "create." She was forever blogging about how bleary-eyed... Read more →

June's computer dies

Once again, my laptop died, so I can't blog properly. I am speaking to you through my phone, like I'm Stephen Hawking or something. Which makes no sense, because Stephen Hawking cannot speak. I will try to blog at lunchtime.... Read more →

Surry with the Fringe on Top IN FRONT OF IRA

I'm not pressuring myself during the workweek, but I do have a rule during the weekend that each day I have to go out and do something sort of fun. So yesterday, I went to the farmers market. Perhaps that... Read more →

June has dinner with her ex-husband, who had a raging temper and was a philanderer. Alternatively, it just didn't work out.

You'll be sad to hear Marvin didn't wear plaid. I hauled my arse all the way to Chapel Hill, and who knew Chapel Hill was so cute? Turns out it's where University of North Carolina is, so it's full of... Read more →

Clair de Lunatic

Last night I dreamed that I came home from work and went in to take a nap, and I felt Ned come lie down next to me. Then I woke up with a jolt and realized I was in my... Read more →

The Violet Anniversary

I realized yesterday that it's the anniversary of when I found Violet, and I like how I say "found," like it'd be easy to miss a puppy that someone put in your car. Sure glad I "found" that puppy in... Read more →

See You This Tuesday

Maybe other people would find it depressing to live alone in a pet-free house after a breakup, but I gotta tell you, I just loves it. That's a line from The Color Purple. Celie asks Shug how Shug can stand... Read more →

Here's what I did at lunch rather than blog. I mean, (a), I ignored all your ideas...

At least I'm sort of unsmiling again, so I'm sticking with my theme. Read more →

In which June set her phone alarm for 7 p.m.

Talk amongst yourselves. I will try to blog at you at lunchtime. What should I blog about? Read more →

Because God wouldn't have invented fish sticks if he didn't want us to love them

Apparently all my blog is going to be, now, is unsmiling selfies. I plan to feature unsmiling selfie of the day, which should annoy the CRAP out of that wingnut Kelly who reads and hates me. If I had the... Read more →

June 2.0. Oh who are we kidding. June 72.0.

Here's me last night, at my friend Kaye's house, finally. At around 9:00, she texted me. She text me. "Did you get into my house okay?" And I was all, Bitch, I'm not home yet! It's Friday night, dude! Partayyyy!... Read more →

Winds of change. Because it's important I be as dramatic as possible.

There's a hurricane coming, and we're feeling the effects. My big tree outside my window is rustling and bending. I love that tree. I loved typing here and looking out at it. I haven't had a second floor in I... Read more →

October 1

I don't have long to talk today; Ned forgot to set the alarm so we're running late. I guess he has a lot on his mind. Today is the one-year anniversary of when we moved in here, and tonight's the... Read more →