Bye Bye, Pie!

In which June would kill Agatha all over again

But I already TOLD you about my weekend, because a picture paints a thousand words. Then why can't I paint you? (This might be the best of all the horrific videos I've ever given you.) So okay, so I'll give... Read more →

It's number two! Wordless Weekend continues--at a breakneck pace

Wordless Weekend (check back for riveting updates)

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Two things happened yesterday. Well, three. All dog-related. Go ahead and kill yourself now. First of all, Lottisimo's ears popped up at some point between yesterday morning and yesterday at lunch. I went to work and she was a normal... Read more →

Flaming Joan

First of all, last night the stupid gaybors had a bonfire. At least I think it was those two, because something was flaming. I'm so no longer Team Gaybors. The other night, I was in the yard, late, as I... Read more →

Everyone has everyone else's circular

I'm sorry I didn't post yesterday. I was way busy crying. Oh my god, with the weepage. it cud not be lotteee falt, cud it? Also, deer ant Poet: thank for for bone. lottee obsess. As you know, from your... Read more →

Edsel Joe McAllister

Lottie is such an asshole. I feel like, if we could see her agenda, her datebook, it'd just be filled with appointments to annoy us. Lottie Day Plannur nyne fifteeeen: try to hump eyeriss. five ay yam: wyne and skreech... Read more →

It turn out, puppies do be annoying

I gotta go in early today, but last night this happened: Also, I think SiriusXM is sort of scammy. I called to cancel day before yesterday, and they said yes, okay, you're canceled as of the 17th. But then on... Read more →

STELLAAAA! Oh, calm down.

Now that I'm out and so on, I can also tell you that I've been bringing Lottie places, so she won't be a nutbar like my last two dogs. When I got Tallulah, I started taking her everywhere, and she... Read more →

When water murks itself

A week ago, I was walking to my gym, not that I own a gym, which you'd think I'd have brought up before now. I walked past Peg's, past the snake-infested field, and I was just getting onto the first... Read more →

Windows 9.0

Some mornings, I feed the cats while Iris is still out for her morning constitutional. My theory is she makes her rounds of all the baby nests in the area, patrols for new life and squelches it. Anyway, that was... Read more →

No Need-y, No Buy-y

Do you remember a few days ago, when I said I wanted to get my affairs in order? Not because I'm going to croak, although I do feel a cold coming on. I said I wanted to get better about... Read more →

A parade of Junes. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Is it payday? It just occurred to me that maybe it is. That would be a beautiful thing. I think last time I checked I had 72 dollars. Speaking of which, Friend in Real Life and I Think Faithful Reader... Read more →

Edsel's hunger games

Edsel won't eat breakfast. I mean, he WILL, because I stood over his bowl and made him, but he didn't want to. Is there anything more disconcerting than a dog who won't eat? Last night I put the kibosh on... Read more →

Have You Bean Assessed?

Today is a very assess-y day. We have our health assessments at work, and as I type you, I have to fast, which is fine because usually at this time I haven't eaten yet, but I have to GO WITHOUT... Read more →

Mathletic showdown: June and her mom chisanbop

It's official: I'm an old lady. And not just cause I have to go down my steps sideways like a crab. I just got home for lunch and I saw my roses bloomed and you'd think Morris Chestnut was in... Read more →

June Drew

For some reason, mostly "organized," I have two little squares on my desktop, and hey, computer-savvy. One reads "iPhoto" and one reads "Pictures," which is not at all confusing. Actually, it usually isn't. I know that if I plug in... Read more →

Suns are usually hilarious

This morning, as opposed to this anything else seeing as it's 8 a.m., I went to my computer room, fmr., and who needs to get over the "fmr." thing, do you think? Anyway, I went in there to clean the... Read more →

Xeralpholopia

I'm home for lunch. I didn't blop at you this morning because I was up till freaking one in the morning. A, I wasn't tired and 2, I was doing statistics proofreading. So my point is I didn't bound out... Read more →

Ben Laden

Yesterday was my five-year anniversary at work. It was just exactly the same as five years ago in that it was May 2nd and it was a Monday. Also, Osama bin Laden is still dead. He'd been killed the night... Read more →

No more puppies, ever

Before I tell you about Edsel attacking the puppy, you gotta promise me you won't hate Edsel. I did. For, like, an hour. I don't know if I've ever been so angry at a dog. But she's fine, and I... Read more →