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Do you know what annoys me? Everyone gasped just now. She's usually so happy-go-lucky! Actually, that phrase annoys me too. What the fuck does that even mean? What annoys me is my coffee can be a crapshoot. Heck, I made... Read more →
08:08 AM in I hate everything | Permalink | Comments (53)
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I posted last night--I gave some aptitude tests to Lottie that I shared on film. Yes, you really ARE welcome. Scroll down to see. But I gathered you all here today to hear about my severe eye injury. I was... Read more →
08:17 AM in At Two With Nature, Fuck natural | Permalink | Comments (36)
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9:31 p.m. The problem is, I get cockamamie ideas. I decided to give Lottie a puppy aptitude test tonight (Google fucking "Puppy Aptitude Test"), kind of a personality test, to see if she will grow up to be psycho. In... Read more →
10:34 PM in My pets, Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (19)
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I have to get to work early, and I won't be able to post at all tomorrow. I have to go early to the car place and get my headlight and taillight replaced. Yes, both are out. On two different... Read more →
07:20 AM in Busy busy busy busy. Thank heavens for Angie's List. | Permalink | Comments (160)
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7:28 a.m. I am currently drinking coffee--what addiction?--out of my Mr. Tea mug that Marty and Kaye got me some years back, that remains one of my favorites. Do you have favorite mugs? Do you wait till it's that mug's... Read more →
08:19 AM in Aging ungracefully, Friends, Hair, June doesn't know any ugly people, My pets, Times I Amused My Own Self | Permalink | Comments (32)
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BOOM! That's what woke me up today. Lottie did her usual crying to get out of her crate at 6:30, and I was half-asleep when I took her out, fed her, then slammed my damn bedroom door so I could... Read more →
12:09 PM in In the kitchen with June, Lottie = El Diablo, Web/Tech | Permalink | Comments (21)
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I had a dream that I was helping Jesus build a wall to keep out foreigners. I kept saying, "Really? Cause this doesn't seem like something you'd--okay. Hand me a nail. YOU'RE the carpenter, here, but okay." Maybe I shouldn't... Read more →
A time. Morning-ish. When we last spoke--and why didn't you ever call me last night to say you got in okay?--I said I'd tell about all the places I stopped working at, and how I yelled at someone in a... Read more →
07:55 AM in ...friend/Ned, I am a pleasure of life, Lottie = El Diablo | Permalink | Comments (59)
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For breakfast, I am having a chicken sandwich. For dinner last night I had rotisserie chicken, so today I made a little sandwich with my flat, multi-grain, DON'T EVER HAVE FUN, JUNE bread and some excellent tomatoes. I am really... Read more →
08:07 AM in Chicken, Death | Permalink | Comments (46)
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7:36 a.m. The alarm went off at 6:40 today. By 6:42 I was sick of Lottie. So there's that. Honestly, there is no joy to be had with this creature. You can't even pet her, because she's just trying to... Read more →
08:30 AM in Lottie = El Diablo | Permalink | Comments (59)
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Sunday, 6:53 p.m. I went away this weekend, to celebrate the splendor of me and the date of my birth. Tonight I am home, having just picked up the dogs at their daycare where they summered this weekend. I got... Read more →
06:53 AM in Aging ungracefully, Family, Other people's pets | Permalink | Comments (41)
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Bonne Bell 10:06 Lotion p.m. Let me tell you something. Work has been kicking my ASS this week, and it's not likely to get better anytime soon. So I was really looking forward to leaving work today and heading out... Read more →
07:05 AM in Friends, Other people's pets | Permalink | Comments (42)
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Yesterday was a stupid day that resulted in Ned breaking into my house and me working till 8:30. I had a meeting at noon, except I'd gotten the invitation to the meeting one night after midnight and it woke me... Read more →
I had to get up early today, because we had to be, well, on time at work today. The start time at work is 8:30, and once some old biddy asked in a meeting, "What's our start time?" which was... Read more →
01:43 PM in Beauty products, Fuck natural | Permalink | Comments (26)
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But at noon Ima show you my BEAUTY ROUTINE!!! I know, right? Read more →
08:16 AM in Beauty products, Fuck natural | Permalink | Comments (10)
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Someone just told a dick joke. So, how is everyone? Don't answer. I don't actually care. Don't you wish you could say that to the coworker who actually tells you how their weekend was? Speaking of coworkers, the woman who... Read more →
08:06 AM in Film, I am a pleasure of life | Permalink | Comments (81)
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7:05 a.m. (Hah! Remembered!) If you tuned in yesterday, you'll recall, with your sharp precision that knows no bounds, that I said, "I haven't saved the bird yet or seen the muskrat or closed down two more places or gotten... Read more →
08:03 AM in ...friend/Ned, At Two With Nature, I am berserk, Neighbors of June, Other people's pets | Permalink | Comments (25)
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Yesterday I had many little things happen that were sort of exciting. I mean, not Indiana Jones exciting--you know how I am. I get excited when it's new-bar-of-soap day. So. I've been migrainous, so I got up when Lottie did... Read more →
01:01 PM in ...friend/Ned, My Bible and Wall Street obsessions | Permalink | Comments (35)
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10:13 p.m. I'm very delighted with my new "add the time" thing I'm doing. I'm blogging at night because I have to be at work early tomorrow. I thought I'd get the whole blogging thing in so it doesn't trip... Read more →
08:15 AM in Busy busy busy busy. Thank heavens for Angie's List. | Permalink | Comments (45)
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7:19 a.m. This morning I was peeing, and Lottie ran in, took the toilet paper off the holder, and ran off. You know how all your life you've said, How can anyone beat a puppy? I have your answer. Numbers... Read more →
Ludicrous morning that can already bite me. Also, I have what sounds like an ancient man coming over at noon to tell me how much to build a deck on my mud yard. Therefore, when can I blog? WHEN? When... Read more →
09:20 AM in Busy busy busy busy. Thank heavens for Angie's List. | Permalink | Comments (50)
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Because of the holiday weekend, I forgot that Sunday was Sunday and therefore I did not exfoliate using my microdermabrasion, but before you panic, I did remember today. I should probably not scare you like that. It's from Mary Kay.... Read more →
08:34 AM in Beauty products, Gardening, My pets | Permalink | Comments (47)
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I thought I'd fill you in on my many activities so far this holiday weekend, and by "many" I mean "June is fairly pathetic." On Friday, we got out early, so I took advantage of that extra time to come... Read more →
01:16 PM in ...friend/Ned, Food and Drink, Friends, June can't keep a man, June doesn't know any ugly people | Permalink | Comments (26)
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Almost the very minute I pressed "Publish" yesterday on my post, as soon as I'd said to you, "A Charismatic Attractive always forgets your birthday. The Low-Key Reliable never does," I realized my friend Dottie's birthday came and went and... Read more →
08:32 AM in Hair | Permalink | Comments (50)
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